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[sturzflug]

[ You may recognize Jean's shitty voice from him being kind of a terror with those warp bands... Well, believe it or not, he does have a job, and it's guarding people and patrolling the walls like a good Guardsman. He might complain and check his warp band constantly, but... well, when he's not dicking off, he's actually not terrible.

But that's not really saying much. Because right at the moment he's standing right at the edge, having a bit of a shouting match with his "friend," Eren. These two are so loud, you could probably hear him from down below... Yeah, who hired these two? ]

Cut it out, asshole! I'll push you off, I swear!

[ He doesn't mean that. But he sure sounds like he does. ]

Heh, then maybe you'll finally be able t' fly, huh? What say we give it a try?

[ Really don't. Do not. No. Stop that, Jean. You even left your Warp Band on, you idiot. ]

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[stahlflugel]

[Eren, in human form, is also dangerously close to the edge.

And loud. Very loud] I'll push YOU off!! See if you can fly with your stupid little baby buttwings! Ha!! But seriously, if you push me off I'll climb back up, rip off your leg, and beat you with it!

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[sturzflug]

Shut the fuck up about my wings, Jaeger!

[ He's sensitive about it, ok... Which means he shouts louder. ]

What the--? Shit, you're pretty messed up, aren't you? How long have you been planning to kill me, bird-brain?

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[stahlflugel]

Never. They're just so cute and fluffy. [Eren sticks out his tongue. Two can play at the "be a terrible shit" game, Jean]

[perfectly deadpan;] Since the day I met you. I'm hoping to consume your flesh to gain your powers.

[makeitquick]

[ Wow she was here not even on the walls but instead down below them perhaps in one of the overhangs from one of the towers or something sue me I wanted to tag this and she hears two guys arguing on the walls. Wow. This loons like it might be bloody or something. Should she be ready to try to catch someone? Maybe? Either way: ]

So which one of you's falling?! Is it both?!

[ She called up at them ]

[sturzflug]

Just this idiot, if he keeps talking shit!! [ Jean shouts down below. Yes, that's totally a thing to do. Their fighting clearly isn't too heated if they're... being such dumbasses. The next bit is directed at Eren: ]

Shut up about my wings, dammit!

[makeitquick]

Alright, solid! [ So she'll just... settle in to watching it. For three reasons: she has nothing better to do until a higher end ranger organizes a party to go out and search, she actually is slightly concerned (she suffered a big fall once, after all), and it was sort of funny ]

[stahlflugel]

[Eren waves down to Malaka]

It's fine! No one's actually falling.

Yet.

[makeitquick]

Hope so! It'd be a hassle to save one of you.

[ Hell, it would still be a fairly decent fall for her. ... And she's not positive she could manage it. But she waved back, a little sheepishly ]

[choseneutrality]

[Hearing the shouting voices made Flynn pause in his stride and Fran accidentally bump into him. He looked up to where the two were having their shouting match, his Pokemon mimicking his actions.]

...

[They were at it again it looked like.]

[sturzflug]

[ Alas, they are indeed. No punching yet-- but Jean has gotten pretty worked up with the insults and all that. ]

[ Then again, Eren keeps bringing up Jean's wings, so don't be surprised if fists are soon to follow. ]

[choseneutrality]

[As long as they don't seriously hurt one another. Then again, what else is new when it comes to these two and their spats with each other? Still, he can't help but feel he should stay right where he was in case one of them ends up careening off the edge.]

[stahlflugel]

[When are they ever NOT at it? Eren's in a particularly shitty mood from the cold and while he's usually willing to just let Jean's shit slide, THAT IS NOT THE CASE ODAY]

[choseneutrality]

[A question that probably a lot of people ask whenever Eren and Jean start going at one another.]

What do you think started this one, Fran?

[Fran gives her version and a shrug in response to the question.]

[a_gentle_boy]

[Lucas is returning from his brief trip into the forest carrying the world's laziest Swadloon when he comes across this scene at the gates. He pauses for a bit to listen.]

Oh!

Do you really think you can fly? That would be incredible...!

[He seems very excited for someone to fall off now.]

[sturzflug]

W-woah, hey! I dunno about Eren, but I sure as hell can't fly. He's the one who turns into a skarmory. He should be able to fly. In theory.

[ Snerk. ]

Buuuut he can't.

[a_gentle_boy]

[Lucas squints up towards the wall and registers the person calling down to him now. He gives a small wave.]

A Pokemon Shifter, right? I've never met anyone like that before...

It must be a lot of fun...

[He stares off into space as his imagination begins to get the better of him.]

I bet if he practiced more, he could get it pretty quickly.

[stahlflugel]

[after listening to his conversation with Jean] ALL OF THOSE IDEAS ARE AWFUL! ... Except maybe the balloons. [is he really considering it....]

[condescent]

[overhearing part of their conversation and squinting up at Jean...]

Does he really have wings on his butt? [is he eying dat booty? he is eying dat booty.]

[sturzflug]

SHUT UP, I DO NOT! THEY ARE ON MY LOWER BACK, FOR SAVIOR'S SAKE!

[ Lucky for Jean, they're small enough to keep tucked under a warm jacket... ]

[stahlflugel]

He does. They're right there, right on his butt! AND THEY'RE FLUFFY!

Voice

[celebrity_commentator]

Uh...everyone alright out there? You know you're broadcasting, right?

voice

[sturzflug]

H-huh?

[ Is he? Crap, now people are gonna think he's slacking on the job. Which he was, but... ]

Shit, my warp band wasn't supposed to be on. Just... uh, carry on, then.

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[onlyleft]

[This is why these two can't be left alone, and if he wasn't posted on the opposite side of the wall, he could have possibly, maybe prevented this.]

Please don't kill each other on the job.

[He rubs his temple. Why does anyone put up with this?]

voice;

[sturzflug]

Aw, come on. You know I wouldn't actually kill him.

[ Beat. ]

Unless he did something really stupid.

voice;

[stahlflugel]

Bah. It's not like I'm gonna actually hurt him. He's not worth the time, Marco!