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[sturzflug]

[ You may recognize Jean's shitty voice from him being kind of a terror with those warp bands... Well, believe it or not, he does have a job, and it's guarding people and patrolling the walls like a good Guardsman. He might complain and check his warp band constantly, but... well, when he's not dicking off, he's actually not terrible.

But that's not really saying much. Because right at the moment he's standing right at the edge, having a bit of a shouting match with his "friend," Eren. These two are so loud, you could probably hear him from down below... Yeah, who hired these two? ]

Cut it out, asshole! I'll push you off, I swear!

[ He doesn't mean that. But he sure sounds like he does. ]

Heh, then maybe you'll finally be able t' fly, huh? What say we give it a try?

[ Really don't. Do not. No. Stop that, Jean. You even left your Warp Band on, you idiot. ]

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action;

[stahlflugel]

[Eren, in human form, is also dangerously close to the edge.

And loud. Very loud] I'll push YOU off!! See if you can fly with your stupid little baby buttwings! Ha!! But seriously, if you push me off I'll climb back up, rip off your leg, and beat you with it!

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[sturzflug]

Shut the fuck up about my wings, Jaeger!

[ He's sensitive about it, ok... Which means he shouts louder. ]

What the--? Shit, you're pretty messed up, aren't you? How long have you been planning to kill me, bird-brain?

[makeitquick]

[ Wow she was here not even on the walls but instead down below them perhaps in one of the overhangs from one of the towers or something sue me I wanted to tag this and she hears two guys arguing on the walls. Wow. This loons like it might be bloody or something. Should she be ready to try to catch someone? Maybe? Either way: ]

So which one of you's falling?! Is it both?!

[ She called up at them ]

[sturzflug]

Just this idiot, if he keeps talking shit!! [ Jean shouts down below. Yes, that's totally a thing to do. Their fighting clearly isn't too heated if they're... being such dumbasses. The next bit is directed at Eren: ]

Shut up about my wings, dammit!

action;

[stahlflugel]

Never. They're just so cute and fluffy. [Eren sticks out his tongue. Two can play at the "be a terrible shit" game, Jean]

[perfectly deadpan;] Since the day I met you. I'm hoping to consume your flesh to gain your powers.

[stahlflugel]

[Eren waves down to Malaka]

It's fine! No one's actually falling.

Yet.

[makeitquick]

Hope so! It'd be a hassle to save one of you.

[ Hell, it would still be a fairly decent fall for her. ... And she's not positive she could manage it. But she waved back, a little sheepishly ]

[makeitquick]

Alright, solid! [ So she'll just... settle in to watching it. For three reasons: she has nothing better to do until a higher end ranger organizes a party to go out and search, she actually is slightly concerned (she suffered a big fall once, after all), and it was sort of funny ]

action;

[sturzflug]

Shut up! They're not "cute!"

[ Jean shudders. You can tell this kid can't take a joke. ]

Is this some creepy shifter, shit. Is that how you become fully human.

[ He doesn't super believe Eren but then at the same time, what if? ]

[stahlflugel]

You'd save me right? Heheh! Though I can glide so... I guess it's probably not that big of a problem.

[sturzflug]

Yeah, I mean, he could probably, uh... glide, anyway. It's not like I'd kill him or whatever!

[ Of course, he says this almost in the same breath as when he turns away, back to Eren. ]

You'd survive that, right? Glide down like a big metal-bird-brick?

[choseneutrality]

[Hearing the shouting voices made Flynn pause in his stride and Fran accidentally bump into him. He looked up to where the two were having their shouting match, his Pokemon mimicking his actions.]

...

[They were at it again it looked like.]

[makeitquick]

Try, anyway! After all, bad karma to let someone die right in front of you. [ and her brother died and she doesn't want to have any guilt like that again. ... But that's a whole other thing ]

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[stahlflugel]

They're totally cute I mean LOOK AT 'EM! [Eren yank up Jean's shirt and grabs a hold of one] They're still covered in baby feathers!! They're so soft! Heheheh!!

[Jean you took him seriously. Really. Eren lets go and gapes a little]

Are you... wow. Jean. I was joking, are you actually retarded? Why do I hang OUT with you?! ... And what do you mean "fully human", I am fully human!! You shut up!

[stahlflugel]

M-maybe... when it's not so cold... Haha... Y-yeah. [SUDDENLY NO GUTS AT ALL, HUH EREN]

[sturzflug]

[ Alas, they are indeed. No punching yet-- but Jean has gotten pretty worked up with the insults and all that. ]

[ Then again, Eren keeps bringing up Jean's wings, so don't be surprised if fists are soon to follow. ]

[stahlflugel]

Yeah, I can glide! I've done it off the wall before!

[it was terrifying and not something he particularly wants to repeat]

[makeitquick]

[ So basically, they're really, really stupid friends. You know what, the funny of this overwhelms her when he turns in the same breath as responding to her and when the guy gets defiant. And she bursts out laughing down here ]

[stahlflugel]

[When are they ever NOT at it? Eren's in a particularly shitty mood from the cold and while he's usually willing to just let Jean's shit slide, THAT IS NOT THE CASE ODAY]

[makeitquick]

Yep, it is pretty cold! Same reason I'm not trying to climb up there!

[ That and who can actually climb the walls. But hey, bravado. Or maybe sarcasm. It's a little unclear ]

[stahlflugel]

Ugh... when is it going to be spring, anyway! [SUCH WHINING]

action;

[sturzflug]

Ffuuuuuuck, STOP THAT--!!

[ Jean draws the line at touching them-- never mind the fact that oh god. GOD, EREN YOU DON'T JUST TOUCH A DUDE'S LITTLE WINGS. ]

It's cold, you fucking birdface!

[ Yeeeeah, there's the punch. You had to go and touch his wings, didn't you. ]

[makeitquick]

Not soon enough- [ It's said mostly to herself, so it might not carry to the top of the wall. She tugs her own jacket tighter about herself. She doesn't like the cold either. ]

action;

[stahlflugel]

[WHAP there goes the punch. Eren takes it to the cheek and then kind of stands there for a second.

Then growls and shifts and TACKLES JEAN with all the force in his little birdy body. Primarily by jumping and landing on his chest with both feet in an attempt to shove him down]

[stahlflugel]

[Eren sits on the edge of th wall and lets his feet dangle down, then activates his Warp band to just talk to Melaka that way]

What are you doin' down there anyway?