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[sturzflug]

[ You may recognize Jean's shitty voice from him being kind of a terror with those warp bands... Well, believe it or not, he does have a job, and it's guarding people and patrolling the walls like a good Guardsman. He might complain and check his warp band constantly, but... well, when he's not dicking off, he's actually not terrible.

But that's not really saying much. Because right at the moment he's standing right at the edge, having a bit of a shouting match with his "friend," Eren. These two are so loud, you could probably hear him from down below... Yeah, who hired these two? ]

Cut it out, asshole! I'll push you off, I swear!

[ He doesn't mean that. But he sure sounds like he does. ]

Heh, then maybe you'll finally be able t' fly, huh? What say we give it a try?

[ Really don't. Do not. No. Stop that, Jean. You even left your Warp Band on, you idiot. ]

Comments

[stahlflugel]

I... think that'd be a bad idea. I've never met any wild Skarmory, but... I have really big claws and a lot of teeth, and they sure don't look as friendly as Miltank or Magikarp.

[makeitquick]

Yeah. But then Rhyhorns usually aren't that disagreeable despite lookin' scary. [ Or maybe every one she's ever met has just given her due difference given she's a Fighting type ]

[stahlflugel]

Well... no. I guess that's true. And you know, my Eevee is pretty belligerent to other people despite being really cute! Still... I've never seen other skarmory... the only thing I know about them is their type, really.

[makeitquick]

Wonder what sort of place they live in normally. And what they eat, actually.

[stahlflugel]

I don't know! I mean, I go out and grab caterpie and rattata when I can, but I have no idea if that's normal. Maybe fish pokemon?

[makeitquick]

You eat bugs?

[stahlflugel]

... Yeah? That's weird isn't it. But they're not bad! On the caterpies, you just have to avoid that horn on their head. The rest tastes fine. Weedles and Scatterbugs are kind of more trouble than they're worth, though.

[makeitquick]

[ Huh. ]

I get Weedles, they got poison. What's the deal with the other one though?

[stahlflugel]

Scatterbugs? Ugh. They're covered in this... powder. It's a paralytic and it itches like crazy.

[makeitquick]

Hah, that's gotta be funny to see you eat.

[stahlflugel]

Uck. No way. I only tried that once. Never again.

[makeitquick]

No scuttershakes for you?

[stahlflugel]

Scatterbugs. And no, never again. I was sick for two days.

1/2

[makeitquick]

Party pooper. [... ]

[makeitquick]

Savior though - two days?

[stahlflugel]

I swallowed some of that paralyzing powder. It wreaked havoc on my poor stomach. Cheri berries were the only thing that helped.

[makeitquick]

[ Wow that is grody ]

Guess you don't got a steel stomach.

[stahlflugel]

[pffft] I guess not.

[makeitquick]

Sucks. Might've helped if you could survive on anything.

[stahlflugel]

Well, it's not like I can't eat a lot of different things. Just not THOSE.

[makeitquick]

That one just demands a story. What else do you got?

[stahlflugel]

I don't have any other funny stories, really... Uh... wurmples are good when they're cooked up crispy?

[makeitquick]

Really? Never had some funky looking berries before?

[ She's got some stories there ]

[stahlflugel]

I definitely try to avoid those... No thanks. You sound like you have experience, though.

[makeitquick]

Yeah. Didn't grow up eating a lot of meat, not even bugs. [ Not that anyone in Union does, really... but ] But sometimes people try to sell you weird berries.