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[sturzflug]

[ You may recognize Jean's shitty voice from him being kind of a terror with those warp bands... Well, believe it or not, he does have a job, and it's guarding people and patrolling the walls like a good Guardsman. He might complain and check his warp band constantly, but... well, when he's not dicking off, he's actually not terrible.

But that's not really saying much. Because right at the moment he's standing right at the edge, having a bit of a shouting match with his "friend," Eren. These two are so loud, you could probably hear him from down below... Yeah, who hired these two? ]

Cut it out, asshole! I'll push you off, I swear!

[ He doesn't mean that. But he sure sounds like he does. ]

Heh, then maybe you'll finally be able t' fly, huh? What say we give it a try?

[ Really don't. Do not. No. Stop that, Jean. You even left your Warp Band on, you idiot. ]

Comments

[stahlflugel]

Uh... huh? And what's up with these weird berries?

[makeitquick]

You bite into them and almost break a tooth on a seed almost as big as the whole thing.

Or they get you the runs. I've had both.

[stahlflugel]

[oh wow TMI]

Gross...

[makeitquick]

What, can't handle that?

[stahlflugel]

I didn't really wanna know about it!!

[makeitquick]

You asked.

[stahlflugel]

I did. [he laughs] I regret it!

[makeitquick]

Sucks, because now you know, and you can't unknow it.

[stahlflugel]

The image is forever burned into my mind!

[makeitquick]

Awesome, not I don't gotta worry about you getting weird on me.