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[sturzflug]

[ You may recognize Jean's shitty voice from him being kind of a terror with those warp bands... Well, believe it or not, he does have a job, and it's guarding people and patrolling the walls like a good Guardsman. He might complain and check his warp band constantly, but... well, when he's not dicking off, he's actually not terrible.

But that's not really saying much. Because right at the moment he's standing right at the edge, having a bit of a shouting match with his "friend," Eren. These two are so loud, you could probably hear him from down below... Yeah, who hired these two? ]

Cut it out, asshole! I'll push you off, I swear!

[ He doesn't mean that. But he sure sounds like he does. ]

Heh, then maybe you'll finally be able t' fly, huh? What say we give it a try?

[ Really don't. Do not. No. Stop that, Jean. You even left your Warp Band on, you idiot. ]

Comments

[condescent]

[overhearing part of their conversation and squinting up at Jean...]

Does he really have wings on his butt? [is he eying dat booty? he is eying dat booty.]

[sturzflug]

SHUT UP, I DO NOT! THEY ARE ON MY LOWER BACK, FOR SAVIOR'S SAKE!

[ Lucky for Jean, they're small enough to keep tucked under a warm jacket... ]

[condescent]

Are you sure you're not hiding something? It sounds like you might be~.

[sturzflug]

UGH, I'M NOT--

[ Wait, maybe he should stop screaming down at the wall. TRY AND BE COOL, JEAN. You can do it if you try. ]

I'm not hiding anything! That's just some dumb-assed insult Eren came up with. They're seriously on my lower back, okay!?

[ Ah, explaining himself. Just like high school... ]

[condescent]

Really? What a pity. I bet you would have looked good with wings coming out of your behind. [is that a compliment? who knows]

[sturzflug]

Shut. Up.

[ Ohhhhh my god how embarrassing Jean IS OFFICIALLY PISSED. Good job. ]

There are no wings there. There will never be wings there!

[stahlflugel]

He does. They're right there, right on his butt! AND THEY'RE FLUFFY!