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[rydiaofmist]

Who: Everyone!
Where: The newly discovered island
What: After recent events, the people of Union could use a bit of R&R. What better place than a tropical island?
Warnings: Drinks with little umbrellas in them, swimsuits, idek



An island paradise, discovered just off the southern coast, less than a day's travel from the city. A strong enough Pokemon could easily carry their partner and others out there. It was hard to say just who sent the original message, but pictures surfaced, with the tagline "Don't you wish you were here," came over the warp bands' feeds, and, like Venomoths to the flame, people began clamoring toward this new found tropical get-away. Those who wanted to go would find it easy enough--with so many people making their way to investigate, for whatever reason they claimed (but let's be honest, it was probably the beach), one could just hitch a ride.

The island itself appeared untouched by human contact. The Pokemon were strange and different compared to the fare immediately around Union. A warm breeze blew through palm trees, carrying the scent of hibiscus flowers. The water, blue as the summer sky, was warm and inviting.

This truly was a paradise.

Comments

[ember_celica]

Wha--oh, hey!

[Yang looks up at Squid Girl but it's kinda hard to get a good view, given that it's... a hat.]

Uh, how'd you do that?

[This is totally Yang's fault but denial seems like a better strategy!]

[moemoetentacles]

I didn't!

[She flails around uselessly inside the brim, trying to fight her way out.]

[ember_celica]

How'd you get there, then!? I don't just pick people up by accident with my hat!

[THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT OCCURRED]

[moemoetentacles]

Yes you did! That's exactly what you did!

[ember_celica]

N-No way, I wouldn't...

[She laughs nervously.]

I don't seem like the kinda girl to do that, do I?

[moemoetentacles]

Beats me, I don't even know you.

[She's apparently just gonna lay there in the hat now.]

[ember_celica]

I'm Yang! And...

[...pause.]

Are... you in my hat still?

[moemoetentacles]

It's actually kinda comfortable in here. Maybe I'll take a nap.

[ember_celica]

What!? N-no, that's my hat! It will totally crimp my style if I have to carry some kid around in my hat!

[She sighs dramatically.]

What am I gonna say to cute guys? "Hey, good looking, here's my hat orphan. Wanna go out sometime?"

IT WON'T WORK!

[moemoetentacles]

If anyfin, having me here should make them like you more! I'm cute too, you know.

[ember_celica]

I... I don't think that's how this works.

[moemoetentacles]

Then you shouldn't have such a big hat!

[No statement in this conversation is logically connected to any other statement in this conversation.]

[ember_celica]

It's keeping the sun out of my eyes, though!

[No, no they're not.]

[moemoetentacles]

Just buy sunglasses!

[ember_celica]

I already have sunglasses! Some days are hat days, some days are sunglasses days!

[moemoetentacles]

So wear those! Problem solved!

[ember_celica]

But it's a hat day!

[moemoetentacles]

There's no way you need one this big! Leave some hat for everybody else!

[ember_celica]

How am I stealing all of the hat! That doesn't make seeeense!

[moemoetentacles]

I bet they could have made four hats out of the fabric they used to make this one!

[ember_celica]

Three at most!

[moemoetentacles]

That's still too many!

[ember_celica]

Wh-whatever! Just... chill out, you're gonna give me a headache if you're yelling at me up there.

[moemoetentacles]

'kay, wake me up in a squiddle while, then.

[ember_celica]

Not sure how long that is, but I'll manage.