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Hey everybody! It's time for the Weekly Update With Yang Xiao Long, the best hostess EVER!

[Yes, it's that time again. Yang appears on the screen, jumping into the video feed and throwing her arms out wide. Her Misdreavus and Eevee are snooping behind her, curiously, but staying out of the production otherwise. Yang grins, then raises one finger, leaning towards the broadcast.]

I promised last time to give you a life saving tip about not slipping and falling to your death on icy walking bridges! So, get ready...

[Yang grins.]

...use the handrails!

[She nods.]

A-a-a-a-anyways, so like, this week Union's had some honored guests named Team Evolution. We're gonna call them TeVo for short. TeVo's been really nice, except for the whole misunderstanding with machines that kind of made earthquakes that kiiiind of could kill us all. And there's a tournament going on, to show them what we can do and make amends!

While the Council talks about giving them earthquake-causing machines back. Yeah.

[She shrugs.]

The tournament's going! Yours truly was knocked out, but our show endorses Feliks SHUT UP MILLER, I KNOW HE HAS A LAST NAME! [the last is addressed at her Eevee, who sighs] because he beat me and I'm not gonna be shamed by losing to someone who doesn't win! So go get them, Feliks! Show these guys who's boss!

Next week we have a special guest star so special that I don't know who it is yet!

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I dunno. Like, what would we record? I don't follow...

Edited 2014-03-01 05:44 (UTC)

Anything! Messages, things going on in the wild, school lessons, news. Anything.

...huh. I guess I can see it getting popular, especially if people make like really funny shows. Or songs and concerts and stuff!

Yeah, stuff like that would work, too. See? It's got all kinds of uses, right?

Someone who's good with this kinda stuff will make a fortune off this idea!

...They could. Unfortunately, that's not me. Dad and Vargas, maybe, but I'm only so good with technology. And Dad wouldn't need to, either.

[Better than average, but no engineer.]

Aw, that's no good.

[She shakes her head, while she thinks about it.]

Maybe my sister could, but I don't think video stuff is her speed... oh, wait, I bet Jeffy could! Jeffy is so smart, you don't even know.

Jeffy? Who's this Jeffy you're talking about?

My pal, Jeffy! [Yang has spoken to him all of once and told him that his inventions were great for evaluating guys' cuteness.] He's going to make these things broadcast in color.

Wait, seriously?

[You now have Asemu's undivided attention.]

We've already got someone making these broadcasts color? But we only just made video a few weeks ago!

Jeffy's working on it. We gotta give him time!

I should talk to him myself. Maybe there's something I could do. I'm not an engineer, but I'm better than most people when it comes to machines.

Just tell him that his pal Yang sent you, and you're in like Blaziken!

[Wow, that was horrible.]

Uh, sure. If you're sure.

It'll be fiiiiiine.

I hope so. Because I'd really like to see what he's doing.

Just tell him and you'll see!

Um, moving on...

...What do you think of these Team Evolution guys?

I'm still not sure about them, to be honest. Kinda suspicious.

Me too. They're why I didn't sign up for the tournament. Something tells me I should keep what I can do a secret until I don't have a choice any more.

I signed up because I wanted to see if I could get a chance to see what they can do up close and personal! It didn't work out, though.

[A nod.]

We needed both people to sit out and people to participate. But you'd better believe I'll be going to that exhibition. I might not be battling myself, but I can learn a lot just from watching.

Oh yeah, totally. It's gonna be interesting, that's for sure.

And I'm ramping up my training. It's time I focus more on that. And if these Team Evolution guys do mean trouble, I'll be able to make them think twice about trying anything.

Aw yeah. I'm gonna train my ass off to get up to snuff. Miller and Hex, too.

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