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[sturzflug]

[ Jean's normally spiky/fluffy haircut is even spikier today, if that's possible. The culprit? His baby mareep, which has decided to perch itself on his fluffy head. Babies are tiny, ok. And also full of static. ]

So the egg hatched the other day. You wouldn't believe what a pain it is to keep an electric-type from friggin' waking you up all the time when you've got feathers. This dumb mareep won't stop messing with my wings! But ma' likes her a lot, I guess, so we've been keeping her at home. Personally, I think she just wants free wool. (Don't let her know I said that.)

Anyway I guess I'll add my two cents in saying this tournament stuff is bullshit. But it beats getting attacked by weird machines so whatever, y'know? As long as they don't pull that shit again, who cares?

[ Pause............ ]

Oh, and I joined the Rangers, I guess. You can blame friggin' Eren and his dumb face. I know this shit ain't my journal or whatever but I've been kinda busy so I figured I owed some of you guys an update.

Still sucks that I couldn't get into the Swords, though.

Comments

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[stahlflugel]

[Eren just laughs and goes NYEHEHEHEHE] the Swords are super lame anyway.

Also, wow, that pokémon is way too cute for you, Jean.

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[sturzflug]

Shut the hell up, Jager! The Swords are awesome!

What, you mean Milly? Dude, I bonded with a Klefki, I am beyond caring about the 'cuteness' of my pokemon. My mom won't stop making fun of me, so you can get in line.

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[stahlflugel]

Nah. They're lame. Super lame.

... Dude. I don't think Klefki are cute at all. I think they're creepy... they give me the willies.

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[heartstorage]

[Oh it's whiny jean on his warpband he should probably turn off and ignore--]

WHAT?!?

[WHAT DID HE SAY ABOUT THE RANGERS???]

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[sturzflug]

Ugh, I know!!! Okay?

[ Last person. He wanted to see. ]

Eren made a bet with me... saying I probably couldn't get in even if I wanted to, and next thing I knew I was signing those damn papers.

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[heartstorage]

Ugh, Eren...!

[THIS IS BROTRAYAL EREN. JEAN WE HAVE BEEN BROTRAYED]

You'd seriously join the Rangers just on a bet?! Didn't you just go on about how I was gonna die by joining? C'mon Jean!

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[rydiaofmist]

[Someone appears to be nowhere near the city. She's not touching that crap.]

They're dangerous. You're best to keep your distance.

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[sturzflug]

Those Team Evolution guys, right? I don't like 'em either. I mean, after the shit they pulled, I dunno why we let 'em in at all.

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[rydiaofmist]

I don't know either. I don't understand why anyone would want to return those terrible machines to them either. They're evil.

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[thatwasnotmyintent]

[Hark, a great disturbance in the Force, as if magnificent eyebrows had just been arched in something between amusement and disdain.]

Yes, your application has been very...interesting.

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[sturzflug]

[ URK OH GOD......... ]

Uh, yes, sir...? Was it?

[ Voice ]

[makeitquick]

Sound half-hearted there about the Ranger thing.

[ Voice ]

[sturzflug]

That's cause I am. I got talked into it and I couldn't really think of a reason not to go for it, I guess.

[choseneutrality]

Congratulations.

[Whether it's towards Mareep coming into the world or him joining the Rangers is unclear.]

[sturzflug]

[ SIDE-EYEING YOU SO HARD, FLYNN. ]

Gee, thanks.

[ For both or neither of those. ]

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[kaidont]

Nice hat.

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[sturzflug]

You got a problem with my mareep, man? 'Cause she's a baby now, but when she grows up she'll probably like, totally fuck you up.

[bejustorbedead]

[Ky's own Mareep clamors up on him when Ky started chuckling lightly at the sight of the baby]

Yes, they can be a handful at that age - they haven't learned how to safely disperse the excess energy.

[He absentmindedly petted Isaac]

[sturzflug]

It's super annoying, I keep shocking everything I touch-- when she's not shocking me, that is.

[ Aw but now Milly sees a friend so she's back to clamoring over Jean's head... Don't fall off little baby sheep! ]

[Video]

[whateveryoueatliveitspart]

She's pretty cute.

Congratulations on joining. The Swords wouldn't have given you as much time to be in the wilderness as the Rangers do.

[Video]

[sturzflug]

Yeah, right? Kind of a pain in the ass, but cute.

I would've preferred that to going out into the 'brave new world' or whatever, to be honest.

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[tm50]

So you're joining the Rangers.. [Bertholdt's been looking into.. getting that done. After all, that Levi came to him soon after his conflict with Eren about Bertholdt joining the Rangers -- saying he was hellishly capable.]

... So am I. [....

He wonders if Eren told Jean anything about the day before. This might not be the best conversation to get in the middle of.]

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[sturzflug]

Oh wow, really? You don't really... seem the ranger type.

video late as forever

[mastermedium]

Y'know, you're about the only person I know to complain about a baby pokémon.

Nice hair, by the way.

never too late

[sturzflug]

You try having a ball of static cuddle you all day, we'll see how great your hair looks!

Well, they're annoying. Kids in general are too. This one's just too dumb... I'm sure she'll grow up less annoying. Mareep grow pretty fast. I think.