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[stop_cannontime]

[Video]

[It's been a while since this particular face has appeared on the Warp Band feed. Those that know him might notice that he appears to be freshly showered, and he's holding a cup of coffee in his hands.]

Hello, everyone! Long time, no see. Though I'm afraid that's my fault -- you see, the council entrusted me with a few...projects, shall we say? Anyway, these projects pretty much sapped my time entirely, so I ultimately fell off the radar.

But those are done now, so I have some time to spare once again! For those who didn't meet me the first time around, the name's Jayce, and my discipline is science. I've already invented and patented quite a few things that have begun to see use around Union, and I'm ready and willing to take on personal projects! Just let me know what you'd like done, and we can, ah...hammer out the details.

[He knows the pun will be lost on anyone who doesn't know him, but he doesn't care. He had to make it regardless.]

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Video. (assuming they at least know each other from Ezreal. Does he work in the shop?)

[ladyofluminosity]

[Oh no that pun, she's laughing.]

Projects? What kind of projects? Are you allowed to say?

He doesn't, but he's helped Ezreal out a few times, including helping him build a barge.

[stop_cannontime]

[He smiles. Good, at least he brightened somebody's day.]

Not at the moment, I'm afraid. I just got permission to explain why I've been so quiet today. They'll probably come up again at some point in the near future, though.

[ladyofluminosity]

That's a bit disappointing. But it must be pretty important if you aren't allowed to talk about it.

[stop_cannontime]

I've been getting more and more jobs like that lately. Ever since the energy crystal was found in Old City, in fact.

[ladyofluminosity]

Energy crystal? I hadn't heard about that.

video;

[tagteams]

You sure hit the nail on that one.

[Pun detected.]

[stop_cannontime]

I'm simply glad to see my little attempt at humor was appreciated. A simple deed can have a great impact.

[tagteams]

Everyone could use a good laugh here and there, even if you are not an expert on humor.

What have you been working on for the council if I may ask?

[indy_wannabe]

Jayce that was bad and you should feel bad.

[stop_cannontime]

[After hearing from Lux and Quinn, Jayce can't help but find Ezreal's reaction...well, amusing in its own right.]

Oho, I think somebody is jealous.

[indy_wannabe]

Yes, surely that's the case. And not that your puns suck.

[stop_cannontime]

And what if I told you that you were the outlier in terms of that opinion?

[indy_wannabe]

I'd tell you you're clearly getting opinions from nobles and military types they LOVE puns.

[Video]

[toxicrevenger]

I saw what you did there, and you know the drill. You should apologize for that pun.

[stop_cannontime]

Goodness. Just fire me out of a cannon, why don't you?

[And there's another one. He's referring to his weapon at this point.]

[toxicrevenger]

I would never blast you like that. I'm a lady, after all.

[stop_cannontime]

Yes, I suppose you're right. I would hope that none of the people here would be so brazen.

Video

[bellyofthebeast]

[ New girl on the Swords, in the time that you left!! You look like an important person. ]

Good evening Mister Jayce.

[ Pun goes over her head, though. ]

It's a pleasure meeting you, although, I am interested in the... [ don't say thingies don't say thingies ] ...inventions you mentioned.

[ She shakes her camera and the video follows suit, as if to demonstrate. ]

How do these things work?

[stop_cannontime]

Things? You mean the Warp Bands? I'm afraid those aren't my area of expertise. As I understand it, the video function came from the devices that people recovered from the iron mines several months ago. If you want to know more, I suggest asking one of the people who either found them or analyzed them.

Anyway, I don't believe we've met before. What's your name?

[bellyofthebeast]

Oh, I see.

[ And so the mystery of these thingers remain a mystery. ]

I am Shyvana, of the Swords. It's a pleasure to meet you.

[stop_cannontime]

The feeling is mutual. I'm sorry I can't help much with your questions about the Warp Bands, though. I presume you're from a settlement other than Union?

[He also figures that she's probably some kind of Shifter. It's rare to see people with Shyvana's skin color.]

[mightofdemacia]

[Thankfully since Garen doesn't know him, he can't tell him the pun was bad and that Jayce should also feel bad for it.]

How do you feel about batch work?

[stop_cannontime]

Batch work? I suppose that depends on the job. What did you have in mind?

[mightofdemacia]

Well, some of the Swords' armaments are more...decorative, rather than practical. I was thinking of a simple and standard arming sword.

[stop_cannontime]

Oh, I see. That sort of job is well within my purview, no doubt. However, I'm surprised that you're that lacking in equipment.