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[It's been a while since this particular face has appeared on the Warp Band feed. Those that know him might notice that he appears to be freshly showered, and he's holding a cup of coffee in his hands.]

Hello, everyone! Long time, no see. Though I'm afraid that's my fault -- you see, the council entrusted me with a few...projects, shall we say? Anyway, these projects pretty much sapped my time entirely, so I ultimately fell off the radar.

But those are done now, so I have some time to spare once again! For those who didn't meet me the first time around, the name's Jayce, and my discipline is science. I've already invented and patented quite a few things that have begun to see use around Union, and I'm ready and willing to take on personal projects! Just let me know what you'd like done, and we can, ah...hammer out the details.

[He knows the pun will be lost on anyone who doesn't know him, but he doesn't care. He had to make it regardless.]

Comments

[indy_wannabe]

Jayce that was bad and you should feel bad.

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[After hearing from Lux and Quinn, Jayce can't help but find Ezreal's reaction...well, amusing in its own right.]

Oho, I think somebody is jealous.

[indy_wannabe]

Yes, surely that's the case. And not that your puns suck.

[stop_cannontime]

And what if I told you that you were the outlier in terms of that opinion?

[indy_wannabe]

I'd tell you you're clearly getting opinions from nobles and military types they LOVE puns.

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Weren't you dating a noble? Or did you break up while I wasn't looking?

[Knowing Ezreal, Jayce really wouldn't be surprised if he's right.]

[indy_wannabe]

I am, and I bet she laughed her ass off at the pun. But us normal folks have higher standards.

[stop_cannontime]

Are you sure you should be referring to yourself as "normal?"

[The humor in his voice is obvious.]