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Welcome to the Medical Center!
[Instead of the usual receptionist, anyone who visits the Medical Center in the afternoon will instead be faced with an awkwardly smiling boy who is barely visible above the counter.]
I'm sorry to say that many of our, um, highly qualified healers are... are busy... right now.
[He gives an awkward smile as some loud bellows echo from the hallways behind him.]
But our staff today would be happy to make you comfortable while you wait!
[...]
...Um, well, that's actually just me. My name is Lucas, and I've been training to be a medic for a year and a half. If you'd like to tell me what's wrong, I'll see what I can do to relieve the pain while you wait for a professional's opinion.
[Crashes and bangs.]
...T-There's a Snorlax, you see. It tried to eat some of our equipment...
[More bellows.]
Actually, it ate a bed...... and the chair and the table and the... bedpan. But don't worry! It's under control, and you shouldn't be waiting longer than a half hour. Please don't try to go back there; it's restricted access.
[.........To anyone who continues to stare at him in horror, Lucas will wipe away the beads of sweat pooling on his forehead before thrusting forward something furry and cuddly.]
A-Ah! Would you -- Would you like to hold our therapy Eevee...?
[therapy eevees are not a real thing]
Welcome to the Medical Center!
[Instead of the usual receptionist, anyone who visits the Medical Center in the afternoon will instead be faced with an awkwardly smiling boy who is barely visible above the counter.]
I'm sorry to say that many of our, um, highly qualified healers are... are busy... right now.
[He gives an awkward smile as some loud bellows echo from the hallways behind him.]
But our staff today would be happy to make you comfortable while you wait!
[...]
...Um, well, that's actually just me. My name is Lucas, and I've been training to be a medic for a year and a half. If you'd like to tell me what's wrong, I'll see what I can do to relieve the pain while you wait for a professional's opinion.
[Crashes and bangs.]
...T-There's a Snorlax, you see. It tried to eat some of our equipment...
[More bellows.]
Actually, it ate a bed...... and the chair and the table and the... bedpan. But don't worry! It's under control, and you shouldn't be waiting longer than a half hour. Please don't try to go back there; it's restricted access.
[.........To anyone who continues to stare at him in horror, Lucas will wipe away the beads of sweat pooling on his forehead before thrusting forward something furry and cuddly.]
A-Ah! Would you -- Would you like to hold our therapy Eevee...?
[therapy eevees are not a real thing]
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Apr. 29th, 2015 11:18 am[Today, Rise is broadcasting from the Union Divine Theater's famously destructible but very pretty courtyard. She was originally trying to meditate out here, as she figures befits a Psychic-type, but she got restless after about a half an hour and decided she should do something proactive instead. Especially since, in the few calm minutes she managed, a thought occurred to her.]
Hey, everybody, Rise here. I wanted to give you a couple of updates now that stuff has calmed down since our little adventure with the gods.
The first is that the Union Divine Theater's going to be putting on a play in honor of the Moon Gods. They're moon gods, right? Would Dream Gods be more accurate? The couple from Soulfasting, anyway.
[Ahem.]
Anyway, we put up advertisements for it, but I wanted to remind everyone that auditions are open to the public and will start this Sunday, so come by the Theater if you'd like to be part of it!
Now, the second thing is...a lot of us learned a lot from that experience last month, right? About the past and the gods? Well, there's a lot of unexplored ruins around that might tell us even more about what we were meant to learn then, and with some help from more experienced delvers, I thought I'd organize my own expedition to one of them. I'm looking for about four more people there (well, three if Asemu Asuno knows what's good for him) to go and find out more about the past, the war, and maybe even the Gods.
Anyone interested?