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[Dylas can be seen wandering all over the city, ducking into shops and other places of businesses, asking about where he can find work at because he really doesn't want to be a useless bum]

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[The first thing that comes into the screen is a Magikarp in a large fish bowl, then it awkwardly pans to Dylas' face]

So I just caught this - what am I suppose to do with this thing anyways?

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Train it.

[Said with a totally straight face.]

[There's a brief scowl]

How? it can't even defend itself.

Do you have a second Pokémon? If you do, you can switch it in so Magikarp still gets some experience. Or do Double Battles with them.

[He shakes his head]

It's my only one. I suppose I should get another one soon.

Definitely. Magikarp are useless on their own, but they evolve into something way stronger. It'll be worth it, I know.

Gives me another excuse to go fishing.

[Preferably with a different pond, or he finally gets the money for that new rod he heard about]

Is that something you really need an excuse for, though?

Well, don't eat it. Those things taste terrible.

I know that much, and I'm not looking to eat a Magikarp.

So train it, then.

hmm... might need another pokemon first.

Yeah, all they do is splash for a while.

Well, some people might find that Magikarp has an intrinsic decorative appeal.

[that faint smile means she's joking. Maybe. Probably?]

[He glances at it as it swims merrily]

Can't say it's a something that comes to my mind.

They are also natural jumpers, so you might want to find a lid, if you're going to keep it in that bowl.

Welp you're not going to find it here, horseface. [Leaning his elbow over the counter of the general stores checkout. He was on shift today so even if they where taking applications it wasn't like Doug could help him.]

[He starts - then his ears pressed back at the remark]

Horseface?! Well, if I knew a grubbing midget was working here, I'd wouldn't have bothered coming in.

[Doug mouth twitches at the comeback, excuse me?!] Grubbing midget??! I am not a midget, you freakishly tall asshole.

How about you show yourself out of my shop, watch your horsey features on the way out. Wouldn't want ya banging your head.

[He smirked a little at the response]

I can get in and out just fine.

[And Dylas turns to leave, tail swaying as he goes]

[He grits his teeth, fist in a tight squeeze trying to suppress his frustration.] Yo, is that it? You just going to walk into someone shop, mock them, and not buy a single thing?

My friend has one. He trains it, somehow.

Do you know how he does it?

He sends his Magikarp out to train, but lets his Honedge do most of the work. It's really tedious to watch. I like faster Pokemon myself...

What do you think? Train with it.

They tend to be pretty useless at that stage when it comes to fighting, but fighting isn't all there is to evolving.

You're right...

[He pauses, trying to remember other forms of training - for some reason candy comes to mind but he dismisses it as ridiculous]

[That's one way, but difficult to get ahold of.]

If you have other Pokémon, double battling can work if you want to try the old way, just have your other Pokémon pick up the slack. Your Magikarp won't be of much use in the battle, but it still gains fighting experience that way.

Fry it in butter?

[He gives Wukong an almost flat look at that]

It's not exactly a frying fish.

Any fish can be a frying fish if you're hungry enough.

Except for the poisonous ones. Is that thing poisonous?

[Ace looks at the magikarp curiously and laughs, that's a weird looking fish for sure]

Why don't you eat it?

I dunno, it was too pathetic I didn't have to heart to throw it back.

I think I wouldn't be able to throw it back either, though it seems kinda..... cute somehow

name it and keep it splashing there with you?

No clue.

...

Okay, wait, I've totally got it! You like, teach it to make super funny faces, right? Then when wild Pokémon are all staring at it, like "oh my gods what gives, are you even serious right now"?

You run up and punch them while they're distracted, bam!

[Dylas just stares Feliks for a moment, ear tips twitching before a muffled snicker slips out and he smirks in response]

Tempting.

[Wow, rude, didn't anyone teach him not to stare? Feliks is going to assume that he is just awestruck by his flawless strategic logic, and ignore it like a gentleman.]

I know, you're totally welcome.

Cute ears!

[Yes, Feliks, just comment on people's Enlightened features like they're accessories. In fairness, since his evolution, he's looking pretty distinctly less purely human, too--he might have just sparkled a bit in pride and excitement.]

I usually just eat 'em. They're gross and have tons of bones, but with the right seasoning, they'll do.

[What's with all the 'these eat it' people?]

I'd think I'd stick with fish that actually taste good.

[hey, the fish selection around union is pretty small. You take what you can get]

Then let it go? I don't get all these people catching magikarps and keeping them, and then complaining about them when they're boring and weak.

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