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I have a question for everyone, hopefully someone can help me.

[The camera shifts to show two identical Dratinis, both growling at each other.]

You see, I came across a strange Pokemon when I was down in the Mausoleum. I managed to get a picture of him before... well, before this happened. Here, one second.

[The camera moves again and quickly cuts out, a fuzzy picture of a fox-like Pokemon flickering on the screen, staying for a few moments, before going back to full video.]

When we first met him, he looked like a Drifloon, but changed to look like Camille. I managed to pick out the fake the first time, but now...

[The two are really going at it, both bristling.]

I could really use some help. It was easy enough to figure it out before I bonded with him, but now... They even sound the same!

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Oh, hi there, Jungler. What are you doing?

[Doyle stops and turns toward Jungler, staring.]

[Jungler looks at Doyle, slinks over and starts sniffing it]

[OH CRAP HOT GIRL ALERT SHE'S LOOKING AT YOU ACT COOL MAN YOU GOT THIS. He slicks back his weird fur tuft thing with a paw and gives a cool chirp. He's not quite ready for the sniff, though, and nearly jumps out of his skin. Craaaaap recover man recover, he quickly bounces back, acting like he totally meant to do that. Yup. The smoothest Zorua.]

[Jungler rolls her eyes and forces Doyle into a sitting position with her paw. Then she starts grooming him.]

[OMG ATTENTION FROM THE HOT OLDER WOMAN HELL YISS.

Lux is cracking up.]

Oh dear. Jungler, what are you doing?

[Jungler mrows and aggressively grooms Doyle. This thing is filthy Lux you should know better than taking it into the apartment like this]

[Heyheyheyheyheyhey he's not dirty what you talkin about woman cut it out! Love is over. He tries to swat her away with his paws.]

[Jungler calmly holds it down with both paws and continues grooming, ignoring the protestations entirely]

[WOMAN. NO. GET OFF.]

Jungler, leave him alone.

["Clean him better next time."

She releases him and swats him on the bottom to send him off.]

[Camille chuckles behind her tail. Serves him right. Doyle's going to go off into a corner and sulk.

Also fix his hair.

Stupid woman.]

Was that Jungler I heard?

Sorry, Doyle, I think you're way out of her league.

[She laughs. Grumblegrumble says the Zorua.]

Yeah, she just walked in.

Edited 2014-03-02 20:46 (UTC)

Could you go grab Spark? He's probably sleeping in my room. I'm almost done here.

Sure.

[She opens the door and looks in.]

[True to form Spark is in its smaller Pokemon bed sawing logs]

[Lux walks over and gently shakes him gently.]

Spark, wake up, dinner's almost ready.

[Spark wakes up with a start. Muttering, it slides out of bed and wanders outside]

[Well, she did try to wake him up gently. She follows after.]

[She gets out just in time to see Ezreal setting the table with the meat and a side of vegetables]

[Doyle has gotten over pouting and is trying to climb up on one of the chairs.]

Doyle, cut it out, you can wait your turn!

Everything looks so good.

[Ezreal flips a bit of meat into Jungler's dish, who grabs Doyle by the scruff of his neck and sets him on the ground before moving over to eat her meal]

[WOMAN. STAHP.

Lux laughs and serves Camille and Doyle before sitting down.]

[Ezreal flips some food into Spark's bowl as well before taking a seat.]

I see your new guy's not having much luck with Jungler.

Not so much, poor thing.

[Grumblegrumble women grumblegrumble eat.]