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bravenewworld2014-02-28 05:30 pm
ember_celica) wrote in bravenewworld2014-02-28 05:30 pm
[002 - Video]
Hey everybody! It's time for the Weekly Update With Yang Xiao Long, the best hostess EVER!
[Yes, it's that time again. Yang appears on the screen, jumping into the video feed and throwing her arms out wide. Her Misdreavus and Eevee are snooping behind her, curiously, but staying out of the production otherwise. Yang grins, then raises one finger, leaning towards the broadcast.]
I promised last time to give you a life saving tip about not slipping and falling to your death on icy walking bridges! So, get ready...
[Yang grins.]
...use the handrails!
[She nods.]
A-a-a-a-anyways, so like, this week Union's had some honored guests named Team Evolution. We're gonna call them TeVo for short. TeVo's been really nice, except for the whole misunderstanding with machines that kind of made earthquakes that kiiiind of could kill us all. And there's a tournament going on, to show them what we can do and make amends!
While the Council talks about giving them earthquake-causing machines back. Yeah.
[She shrugs.]
The tournament's going! Yours truly was knocked out, but our show endorses Feliks SHUT UP MILLER, I KNOW HE HAS A LAST NAME! [the last is addressed at her Eevee, who sighs] because he beat me and I'm not gonna be shamed by losing to someone who doesn't win! So go get them, Feliks! Show these guys who's boss!
Next week we have a special guest star so special that I don't know who it is yet!
[Yes, it's that time again. Yang appears on the screen, jumping into the video feed and throwing her arms out wide. Her Misdreavus and Eevee are snooping behind her, curiously, but staying out of the production otherwise. Yang grins, then raises one finger, leaning towards the broadcast.]
I promised last time to give you a life saving tip about not slipping and falling to your death on icy walking bridges! So, get ready...
[Yang grins.]
...use the handrails!
[She nods.]
A-a-a-a-anyways, so like, this week Union's had some honored guests named Team Evolution. We're gonna call them TeVo for short. TeVo's been really nice, except for the whole misunderstanding with machines that kind of made earthquakes that kiiiind of could kill us all. And there's a tournament going on, to show them what we can do and make amends!
While the Council talks about giving them earthquake-causing machines back. Yeah.
[She shrugs.]
The tournament's going! Yours truly was knocked out, but our show endorses Feliks SHUT UP MILLER, I KNOW HE HAS A LAST NAME! [the last is addressed at her Eevee, who sighs] because he beat me and I'm not gonna be shamed by losing to someone who doesn't win! So go get them, Feliks! Show these guys who's boss!
Next week we have a special guest star so special that I don't know who it is yet!
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[It takes a while for this to sink in.]
O-Oh! Are you... a celebrity, too, then? You put on shows for people? I made friends with people who work in a theater, but I didn't know there were so many celebrities in the city...
[A slight gasp.]
But that's right! They could put on shows now and everyone in the city would see them through these! I never thought of that before!
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[She nods her head.]
That's a good idea, with the theater. You should tell them that!
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What else can you put on a show?
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[She grins.]
My show is still the most awesome, though. It's got insightful commentary and entertaining discourse. Or something.
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I-I'll see what they think, then.
It will be.... educational?
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Um. Speaking of, I think I should go feed him now. Thank you for the warnings, though.
[soon cute togepi videos all day every day]
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