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[mopedsandtofu]

[Action]

The top of the outer wall is a pleasant place when it's warm. You get a nice breeze and a magnificent view that goes on for miles and miles of untainted wilderness, and all of Union laid out behind you. Unfortunately, it's January. It's miserably cold, with drifts of dirty, half melted snow dotting the top of the wall. One of the guard posts is currently "manned" by what appears to be a bright green Spheal. The ice type seems quite comfortable in the cold weather. More so than a human would be, for sure.

It's starting to look sleepy. Not good if it really is a guard, which it might be as it's at a guard post.

[Voice]

Anyone else on top of the wall right now? Let's play a game.

I spy with my little eye something that begins with S.

Comments

[mopedsandtofu]

There's nothing up here that isn't lame.

But no not sky.

[sturzflug]

If it's lamer than sky, then it's snow.

[ That seems so obvious now. ]

Shit, is it snow?

[mopedsandtofu]

The very lamest thing of all! It's snow!

[sturzflug]

Uuugh I can't stand the snow, I totally agree.

[ Feathers + ice = Not. Okay. ]

Plus, they make us shovel half this crap! It gets everywhere.

[mopedsandtofu]

I like snow when I don't have to stand in it all day.

[sturzflug]

I hear you there. Wish they lent some fire-types or something to keep warm up here. Sure would make the days better.

[mopedsandtofu]

Is Eren a fire type or did I make that up? If he is I propose we change his job title to "heater".

[sturzflug]

Man, I wish. He's steel. I could get Apollo to help out, but he doesn't even know Ember yet.

[ Apollo, his Fletchling, who is enjoying the warmth of the indoors at the moment. Jean isn't mean enough to call him on a snowy day. ]

I'd kill for a fire pokemon right about now. What if we just... rented darumakas or something? Could we file a request, or what?

[mopedsandtofu]

Well they're not made of metal, so they shouldn't fall under the shortage everyone's going on about.

[sturzflug]

Oh man, that'd be great. Even if it was just for the winter...

[ Amazing, Jean can actually come up with some good ideas every now and then. ]

[mopedsandtofu]

That'd be pretty sweet!

Bring it up to the captain after our shift is over.

[sturzflug]

Will do. We're providing a service here, after all. A couple of poke-heaters is the least we deserve.