2nd Chapter || Video;

[springcleaning]

[Levi has it set up so his Warp Band's video is facing the stove of his little apartment. He's on the other side, staring the camera down. There's a fry pan on the burner (not turned on, but it's hard to tell with the black and white feed,) and he's holding and egg over it. The Pokemon egg he got from the Breeding Center after the earthquakes.]

[It's trembling and there's cracking noises from the inside, glowing a little bit at the cracks that are slowly appearing. Obviously, whatever Pokemon is inside it is about to hatch and needs a little bit of help from Levi. He's obviously helping a lot. He gives the camera a sharp look, his eyebrows furrowing as he glares furiously, and gives the egg a rap of his talon claws. A visible crack appears and the egg starts to open at the bottom. He's holding it about a half a foot above the pan, so it's not a very long fall.]

[Still, when the Pokemon suddenly slides free of the egg with a sharp baby cry, it splats against the frying pan with a loud slapping noise. Levi swears a little... but only because its made a huge mess in his otherwise spotless kitchen. All for a dumb joke. The newly born Goomy burbles and slowly rights itself from the inside of the pan, purring up at Levi and drooling.]

Shit. I wasn't countin' on it being as messy as a fucking egg. I was gonna make a dumb breakfast joke too... What the fuck are you, anyway?

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[thatwasnotmyintent]

[What the fuck, Levi.]

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[springcleaning]

[What the fuck Erwin don't loom over him!]

Fuck! Don't sneak up on me you ass.

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[thatwasnotmyintent]

[LOOOOOM. Erwin's gonna snuggle up behind you, tiny pocket-sized Levi, and frown at the gooey Pokebaby.]

...hm. It has your eyes.

[springcleaning]

[Levi stares at the Goomy, then up at Erwin.]

It has dot eyes.

[thatwasnotmyintent]

...erm.

A-At least you don't share the same physique?

[springcleaning]

You sayin' I have dot eyes?

[thatwasnotmyintent]

Your eyes are lovely. I greatly enjoy them and everything else they are attached to, which you know full well.

Back to the issue at hand: why is there a baby Pokemon in our only good frying pan?

[springcleaning]

[Nice save, Erwin. You smooth criminal.]

I been listening inside it the last couple of days. It sounded all watery and gooey inside, so I wanted it to hatch over something I could catch it all in. But it's super sticky and gross.

[He walks over to the sink, dumping Goomy gently into the basin instead, wiping off the inside of the pan.]

[thatwasnotmyintent]

[Erwin is too smooth and sexy for his shirts. And because he's a weird clingy boyfrand, he'll follow Levi over to the sink, only detaching himself to crouch down and examine the Goomy.]

...hm. It's sort of cute, actually.

[springcleaning]

[Levi runs the water in the sink, plugging it up just... in case the thing really is all slime and gets sucked down into the garbage disposal or something. Goomy rejoices at the water, eagerly going under the stream for her bath.]

Huh. Least it likes bein' wet...

[thatwasnotmyintent]

That's fortunate. Do you plan to keep it perpetually in a bucket of soapy water? To avoid getting slime on the floors?

[But it's cute though. Erwin is gonna poke it now.]

[springcleaning]

Don't poke it! You'll get slime everywhere.

I'll just put her in the cleaning bucket or somethin.

[thatwasnotmyintent]

I didn't. [Defensive oldie liar.]

All the time? That isn't very intellectually stimulating for a baby...

[springcleaning]

Then you stimulate it. By washing it off while I go find my cleaning gloves. Gunsmoke better not'a chewed them up again.

[thatwasnotmyintent]

If you mean the yellow ones, he did. The blue ones are okay, though.

[C'mere weird gooey Pokebaby, Papa Erwin is gonna give you a bath.]

[springcleaning]

Fuck! Why'd you let him eat them? Those were the good pair!

[thatwasnotmyintent]

I didn't let him do anything.

[Now plz, he's trying to bathe the gooey baby. Good little gooey baby :3]

[springcleaning]

If Gunsmoke's doin' something stupid you just give him a dumb little smile and wave and say he's sooo cute. Fuck you.

[He puts on his blue gloves and starts to help. Goopy purrs and smiles and wiggles against the gentle washing.]

[thatwasnotmyintent]

He is so cute, yes he is, yes he is and so are yoooou~

[This is cooed at Goopy, don't worry Levi even though ur p. cute too]

[springcleaning]

[Goopy giggles and splashes and is utterly enraptured with her new daddy as she's rinsed under the faucet.]

It likes you more.

[thatwasnotmyintent]

[Erwin is hiding his eyeroll, because Levi, you do care.]

It likes baths, I think. You have something in common, then.

[springcleaning]

...Guess you're right. It's not too bad when it's not oozing slime everywhere.

[thatwasnotmyintent]

Come hold it.

[Have a handful of baby goo held out towards you, Levi.]

[springcleaning]

[Levi siiiiiighs and puts his gloved hands out to hold the baby finally. It doesn't melt or anything and feels kind of like a rubber bath toy. Squeaky.]

I still wanna keep it clean as possible.

Hey, how do you tell boy blobs from girl blobs?

[thatwasnotmyintent]

Of course. We just bought that new rug.

[Erwin will gently pet the blobby.] ...ask a blob doctor?