2nd Chapter || Video;

[springcleaning]

[Levi has it set up so his Warp Band's video is facing the stove of his little apartment. He's on the other side, staring the camera down. There's a fry pan on the burner (not turned on, but it's hard to tell with the black and white feed,) and he's holding and egg over it. The Pokemon egg he got from the Breeding Center after the earthquakes.]

[It's trembling and there's cracking noises from the inside, glowing a little bit at the cracks that are slowly appearing. Obviously, whatever Pokemon is inside it is about to hatch and needs a little bit of help from Levi. He's obviously helping a lot. He gives the camera a sharp look, his eyebrows furrowing as he glares furiously, and gives the egg a rap of his talon claws. A visible crack appears and the egg starts to open at the bottom. He's holding it about a half a foot above the pan, so it's not a very long fall.]

[Still, when the Pokemon suddenly slides free of the egg with a sharp baby cry, it splats against the frying pan with a loud slapping noise. Levi swears a little... but only because its made a huge mess in his otherwise spotless kitchen. All for a dumb joke. The newly born Goomy burbles and slowly rights itself from the inside of the pan, purring up at Levi and drooling.]

Shit. I wasn't countin' on it being as messy as a fucking egg. I was gonna make a dumb breakfast joke too... What the fuck are you, anyway?

Comments

voice;

[tm50]

W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

[He can't face you, Levi, but Holy Christ what is your problem?! What are you doing holding an egg over a frying pan like that?! That is waaay to much heat and not even close to funny. So what if the burner was off, that poor creature fell.. What a way to come into this world.]

video;

[onlyleft]

I'm sure nobody's ever done the same thing before.

[oh levi ur so witty]

I'm not sure what that is, but it's pretty cute.

video; oops ignore that last one

[tagteams]

[what the fuck, levi]

I don't know, but I wouldn't recommend having it for breakfast.

voice;

[rejected_trash]

6/10, You broke character.

Kinda of funny though. [But sure as hell not as much as your little flip out at the end.]

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[celebrity_commentator]

Wow hey that's...get him out of the pan! You're lucky he's strong against fire...

[Enlightened powers let her see someone's Type weaknesses through a video camera, but not the fact that the stove is turned off. Life isn't fair sometimes.]

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[stahlflugel]

Pffft....pppfff... Ahahahaha!! That's... That's a good one! [Eren is genuinely amused! Because he knows Levi wouldn't actually have the burner on. That's mean] What the heck is it, anyway? It's like... a blob.... Did it hatch too early?

[thatwasnotmyintent]

[What the fuck, Levi.]