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Hellooooooo Union!

[ It's a bit garbled, but Excellen appears on the feed. On her head is a Luvdisc-shaped pillbox hat, which she may or may not have just procured. She grins at her (hopefully) rapt audience before continuing. ]

So no one told me that you had such a cute holiday coming up! We don't have anything like Proposal Day in Caldera, I'm kind of jealous. I'm looking forward to celebrating with everybody.

Now, I know that we're rebuilding here, but I think this is just what the dentist ordered as far as a pick-me-up is concerned. And I wanted to let you know that your big sis Excellen's got your back! I just happen to be something of a love expert, you know, and I would be more than happy to give advice of the romantic kind. Or ways to spice up your love life, if you know what I mean. Don't hesitate to ask, I'll be sure to teach you everything you need to know~

[ She gives the camera a look. Oh Savior. ]

I'm also a wealth of knowledge when it comes to gift ideas, because we all know that that's important for the holiday!

[ Excellen, you literally learned about this yesterday, you're not an expert. ]

Remember, ladies and gentlemen, that special someone deserves only the very best! Besides, getting them a gift'll help those shop owners hit by that nasty dragon and its trainer. It's a win/win situation!

So I hope everybody has a romantic weekend, and remember, don't do anything I wouldn't do~

[ She winks playfully. Excellen out. ]

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[ Excellen looks at Kyosuke, who is standing somewhat nearby. ]

Did you hear that, Kyosuke? Our little Ryuki's growing up so fast! [ Sniff. ] I'm so proud...

Hey. I'm right here, y'know.

[Quit talking about her like she's not hearing everything you say.]

[ Totally ignoring that comment. ]

Next thing you know, she'll be bringing some lucky guy or girl home for big sis and big bro to meet.

[Kyosuke nonchalantly cracks his knuckles - loudly - from the kitchen]

[She will not be ignored! Or knucklecracked about.]

Wha-? I'm not bringin' anybody home!

Hey, are you even listening to me?!

Aww.

[ She looks disappointed. ]

But if you ever wanted to, let us know first okay? We wanna be sure to leave a good first impression.

[ Define "good". ]

Like hell. The last thing I need is you smothering 'em with your hooters of death.

[... Wait.]

Tch, and I'm not interested anyway! I didn't come to town lookin' for a hook-up!

Aw, that's not nice.

[ She leans in toward the camera, so Ryuko can get a nice view of those "hooters of death". ]

But I think getting a boyfriend or a girlfriend would be good for you! It'd give you something to do other than brood and be angry all the time.

[Guh. Yeah, those things. Ryuko makes a face, leaning back from the video. Jeez....]

I'm not like that all the time! [Because all this seething and bristling here clearly isn't proving Excellen's point.] And I got plenty to do! I'm training.

Ohh? Training for what? You know, all work and no play makes Ryuki a dull girl~

....

[Yeah, we're not saying anything about the dull girl part.]

What do you think? If I'm not gonna find what I came lookin' for here then I gotta go looking somewhere else. I gotta make sure I'm ready for it.

[ Her high energy ebbs a bit. ]

You know, it's okay to sit down and relax from time to time. It's okay.

Yeah, I know. That's what I'm doin' right now.

[Can't you see her blobbing around on the couch right now? That totally counts, right]

I meant a little more permanently.

That kinda stuff can wait.

[It seems her mind's made up to track down her old man. No matter how much of a bastard he is.]

[ The frown on her face moves more toward a look of concern. ]

But you know you always have somewhere to come back to, right?

[ She can't guarantee that it will be a clean somewhere, especially with Ryuko gone, but it's a roof over her head and guaranteed meals at least. ]

[She stops at that, blinking at that, momentarily pausing both at the look on Excellen's face and at the offer that she'd have somewhere to go. A place to come back to....

Finally, she gives a sigh, shrugging a bit.]

Yeah, yeah, as long as you still need somebody to play housekeeper, huh?

[Don't mind her. She's just dodging a potentially emotional moment.]

[ There's a long pause, as the blond looks like she's been struck by some kind of emotion. Something about Ryuko's words seemed to have resonated with her, and at first, her voice is soft, as what look to be tears shimmer in her eyes. ]

Ryuki...

So that means you'll clean up the place when you get back? You're the best!

[ Her eyes sparkle with happy tears. Did you really think this was going to be heartfelt? Be lucky you're not in the vicinity to get boobs'd. ]

Edited 2016-03-19 11:53 (UTC)

[And she's sitting upright like a bolt all of a sudden, jabbing an accusatory finger at the video. It's enough to make Skullface jump a bit from where she was snoozing nearby.]

What?! Hell no! I already dragged all your junk out once, it's your freaking turn!

Holy shit, you better not wreck the place and leave it for me to clean it up again when I get back! I spent forever doing that last time!

And put away your goddammed underwear!

[That potential moments lays shattered into pieces on the floor.]

[ We can't have an actual tender moment here, now can we? ]

You'll make such a good wife one day, Ryuki~

[ So yes, judging from that tone of voice, there will be much cleaning to do upon your return. ]

[No, we can not.]

I will not! [Wait.] I mean-- maybe if I wanted to-!

But I don't!

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