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bravenewworld2016-02-10 02:15 pm
platinumlucifer) wrote in bravenewworld2016-02-10 02:15 pm
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Hellooooooo Union!
[ It's a bit garbled, but Excellen appears on the feed. On her head is a Luvdisc-shaped pillbox hat, which she may or may not have just procured. She grins at her (hopefully) rapt audience before continuing. ]
So no one told me that you had such a cute holiday coming up! We don't have anything like Proposal Day in Caldera, I'm kind of jealous. I'm looking forward to celebrating with everybody.
Now, I know that we're rebuilding here, but I think this is just what the dentist ordered as far as a pick-me-up is concerned. And I wanted to let you know that your big sis Excellen's got your back! I just happen to be something of a love expert, you know, and I would be more than happy to give advice of the romantic kind. Or ways to spice up your love life, if you know what I mean. Don't hesitate to ask, I'll be sure to teach you everything you need to know~
[ She gives the camera a look. Oh Savior. ]
I'm also a wealth of knowledge when it comes to gift ideas, because we all know that that's important for the holiday!
[ Excellen, you literally learned about this yesterday, you're not an expert. ]
Remember, ladies and gentlemen, that special someone deserves only the very best! Besides, getting them a gift'll help those shop owners hit by that nasty dragon and its trainer. It's a win/win situation!
So I hope everybody has a romantic weekend, and remember, don't do anything I wouldn't do~
[ She winks playfully. Excellen out. ]
Hellooooooo Union!
[ It's a bit garbled, but Excellen appears on the feed. On her head is a Luvdisc-shaped pillbox hat, which she may or may not have just procured. She grins at her (hopefully) rapt audience before continuing. ]
So no one told me that you had such a cute holiday coming up! We don't have anything like Proposal Day in Caldera, I'm kind of jealous. I'm looking forward to celebrating with everybody.
Now, I know that we're rebuilding here, but I think this is just what the dentist ordered as far as a pick-me-up is concerned. And I wanted to let you know that your big sis Excellen's got your back! I just happen to be something of a love expert, you know, and I would be more than happy to give advice of the romantic kind. Or ways to spice up your love life, if you know what I mean. Don't hesitate to ask, I'll be sure to teach you everything you need to know~
[ She gives the camera a look. Oh Savior. ]
I'm also a wealth of knowledge when it comes to gift ideas, because we all know that that's important for the holiday!
[ Excellen, you literally learned about this yesterday, you're not an expert. ]
Remember, ladies and gentlemen, that special someone deserves only the very best! Besides, getting them a gift'll help those shop owners hit by that nasty dragon and its trainer. It's a win/win situation!
So I hope everybody has a romantic weekend, and remember, don't do anything I wouldn't do~
[ She winks playfully. Excellen out. ]
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[Are you really gonna tease someone like Excellen when you're bed-ridden? Yes. Apparently so.]
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Unless you wanna find out what's on my short list. Usually it's a trade secret, but for you Hayato, I'll tell you. I'll tell you everything.
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[Look there are some things not even HE asks questions about.]
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Really? It'd give you something to do while you're stuck in bed.
[ Don't think she doesn't see you there, friend. She'll ask for the nitty-gritty later, but she's not done teasing yet. ]
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Like what?
[He's going to regret asking this.]
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[ The rest of this tag has been censored for questionable content. ]
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[Video] (I'M SORRY)
And that's why I always have an extra pair of panty hose in my purse. Just in case.