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[indy_wannabe]

[The feed flickers on, revealing a somewhat nervous looking Ezreal]

Hey guys, so. Jungler just started glowing recently before running off into the bushes. I think she's evolving? Anyway she's not the...

Friendliest of Pokemon.

Can anyone tell me how big Purrloin get when they evolve?

[Suddenly a giant black blur sweeps across the screen and the camera whips wildly around before settling with a view of the sky]

Nevermind. Ow.

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[comparative_insanity]

I'm pretty sure she eats your fragile illusions for a tasty snack when she feels like it.

[Fai smiles and nods, happily stroking the purring pokémon despite the claws digging into his arm.]

I'm pretty sure she likes me, though. She just bullies me and shamelessly manipulates me.

[ladyofluminosity]

That sounds familiar.