Video

[indy_wannabe]

[The feed flickers on, revealing a somewhat nervous looking Ezreal]

Hey guys, so. Jungler just started glowing recently before running off into the bushes. I think she's evolving? Anyway she's not the...

Friendliest of Pokemon.

Can anyone tell me how big Purrloin get when they evolve?

[Suddenly a giant black blur sweeps across the screen and the camera whips wildly around before settling with a view of the sky]

Nevermind. Ow.

Comments

[Action]

[ladyofluminosity]

[Lux and Camille are enjoying a very delicious camp dinner along with her new admirer Pokemon, Gregory the Dwebbler, when she hears it. Something hitting the ground, and giant black streak besides.]

Ezreal!

[Staff ready oh Savior what in the world is going on they're going to die.]

[Action]

[indy_wannabe]

[Jungler, however, leaps off Ezreal's prone form and prances haughtily over to Lux with a very self-satisfied look on her face and nuzzles up against her, purring loudly]

[Action]

[ladyofluminosity]

[Camille is cracking up right now. She knows exactly what happened. Looking great there, Jungler. She's kind of jealous now still taller, though.]

J-Jungler, is that you? Whoa, careful, don't bowl me over.

Ezreal, are you all right?

[Action]

[indy_wannabe]

I hurt all over

[Jungler is going to lick Lux across the face with her now much larger tongue]

[Action]

[ladyofluminosity]

Jun-Jungler, hold on just a--okay, come on now that tickles--okay, just a second! I'll be right back, I promise!

[Giant sandpaper tongue nooo :C

Lux moves toward her bag, starting to fish out a few things. Hopefully his Pokemon didn't break any bones. In the meantime, Camille's gonna slink over and just watch with the big cat. Nice move, lady. The Dratini approves.]

[Action]

[indy_wannabe]

[Ezreal has no broken bones, he's generally OK but he did get knocked around a bit.

Jungler can't exactly give Camille a high five so she'll settle for an affectionate lick instead]

[Action]

[ladyofluminosity]

[Aaaaalways gotta bring up the no arms thing. First no pretty dresses, then no high fives. Oh well, that's okay, Jungler doesn't mean any harm, and she'll get a firm pat on the back from the end of Camille's tail.

She's start patching him up a bit. She looks like she wants to laugh. She looks like she wants to laugh really hard. But manners, this one.]

Video

[niepokonany]

So like, pretty biggish, I guess?

[Some people would have the tact to at least act like they're not amused. Feliks is not some people.]

Video

[indy_wannabe]

'lil bit.

[Action]

[indy_wannabe]

So long, undamaged furniture. I hardly knew you.

[Action]

[ladyofluminosity]

[Getting hard to hold back this chuckle.]

Have you tried asking her to not scratch up the furniture?

Video

[niepokonany]

Well... Purrloins like shiny stuff, right? Like maybe you could throw something and get it off you?

[Video]

[kaidont]

[A couple of minutes later, you'll hear a somewhat familiar voice]

So what, are you gonna tease us with that and not give us the scoop? Don't leave us hanging!

[Video]

[indy_wannabe]

They get pretty big. As it turns out.

Video

[indy_wannabe]

[A few moments later]

Really, she's just homicidal.

[Action]

[indy_wannabe]

Yeah, she uses me instead.

Video

[niepokonany]

And huge now? Haha, wow, sucks to be you!

[Feliks, this is not how we show sympathy, honey.]

[Video]

[kaidont]

[He's trying hard not to laugh]

And affectionate, apparently. [snrk] Need help?

Video

[indy_wannabe]

Thanks. Ass.

[Video]

[indy_wannabe]

Thanks but she got off. She's definitely making sure I understand that she can do that at any time and there's nothing I can do about it though.

[Video]

[kaidont]

There's a name for that kind of relationship, you know.

Video

[niepokonany]

Wow, like, rude much? If you bonded with an aggro Pokémon, how's it my fault?

[...Yes, he's a little hypocritical about manners. As his own Pokemon is informing him. He picks up the fussing Ralts, pouting at her a little.]

Oh my Savior, calm your horns, he's not like hurt or anything, right?

[Action]

[ladyofluminosity]

You could ask her not to do that, too.

I wonder if they make scratching posts her size...

[Video]

[ladyofluminosity]

[Another (re: cute) blond hovers over the camera.]

Just a second, he's currently being smothered.

Jungler, no, bad! Get down from there!

...

No, don't sit on him!

[comparative_insanity]

Oh! Oh, please could you show us a closer look at her?

[Sorry, are you hurting? Nevermind that, please feed the nerd.]