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[The feed flickers on, revealing a somewhat nervous looking Ezreal]

Hey guys, so. Jungler just started glowing recently before running off into the bushes. I think she's evolving? Anyway she's not the...

Friendliest of Pokemon.

Can anyone tell me how big Purrloin get when they evolve?

[Suddenly a giant black blur sweeps across the screen and the camera whips wildly around before settling with a view of the sky]

Nevermind. Ow.

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[Jungler, however, leaps off Ezreal's prone form and prances haughtily over to Lux with a very self-satisfied look on her face and nuzzles up against her, purring loudly]

[Camille is cracking up right now. She knows exactly what happened. Looking great there, Jungler. She's kind of jealous now ~~still taller, though~~.]

J-Jungler, is that you? Whoa, careful, don't bowl me over.

Ezreal, are you all right?

I hurt all over

[Jungler is going to lick Lux across the face with her now much larger tongue]

Jun-Jungler, hold on just a--okay, come on now that tickles--okay, just a second! I'll be right back, I promise!

[Giant sandpaper tongue nooo :C

Lux moves toward her bag, starting to fish out a few things. Hopefully his Pokemon didn't break any bones. In the meantime, Camille's gonna slink over and just watch with the big cat. Nice move, lady. The Dratini approves.]

[Ezreal has no broken bones, he's generally OK but he did get knocked around a bit.

Jungler can't exactly give Camille a high five so she'll settle for an affectionate lick instead]

[Aaaaalways gotta bring up the no arms thing. First no pretty dresses, then no high fives. Oh well, that's okay, Jungler doesn't mean any harm, and she'll get a firm pat on the back from the end of Camille's tail.

She's start patching him up a bit. She looks like she wants to laugh. She looks like she wants to laugh really hard. But manners, this one.]

So long, undamaged furniture. I hardly knew you.

Edited 2014-02-11 07:20 (UTC)

[Getting hard to hold back this chuckle.]

Have you tried asking her to not scratch up the furniture?

Yeah, she uses me instead.

You could ask her not to do that, too.

I wonder if they make scratching posts her size...

I can ask all I want, doesn't mean she'll do it.

Do you want me to say something to her?

You can try I guess.

[And she turns to the Liepard, hands on her hips.]

You shouldn't do that, it's not nice! And don't scratch the furniture now, it's not for nails!

[You tell her, Lux :|]

[Jungler yawns, licks Lux along the length of her face, and then pounces on Ezreal and sits whipping her tail around]

Goddamn it not the ribs again!

No, bad! Jungler, down!

[Puuuuuush.]

[Jungler meows loudly, completely unmoved by Lux's flimsy mage wrists. She curls up and lies down on Ezreal's chest, curling up as if to sleep]

Stop it, you'll crush him!

[Yeah, okay, she's starting to get a little upset, because that is a bit of a concern.

Camille coos. You should probably lay off for now, Lux isn't going to stop anytime soon and the joke's dead now, hun.]

[Jungler mrowrs disgruntledly and gets off. Slowly.]

Come on! Jungler!

[And Lux continues to push, just as Camille warned. Once the feline jumps off, however, and the blond is still pushing, gravity takes over.

Sorry, Ezreal's lungs. Lux is (probably) heaviler than a Liepard and flopping over.]

[muffled swears. Very new swears, even!]

[Oh Savior, her human. He deserved it, mind, but Luxanna what even.

She quickly fumbles about, trying to get herself up again.]

I'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorryI'msorry!

Why meeeeee.

[Up and off.]

Oh my goodness, I hope I didn't break something, I'm really sorry!

Why is everyone so heavy today?

Edited 2014-02-12 05:16 (UTC)

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