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bravenewworld2015-07-04 12:37 am
bnw_wighty_npcs) wrote in bravenewworld2015-07-04 12:37 am
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Expedition #3
Hey.
[The Warp Band flickers on to display a face that's perhaps slightly more recognizable now.]
Slackers.
It's great that you've found a city filled with magical megalomaniacs - don't worry; this counts as hometown pride - but I think you're all forgetting something equally important and worthy of attention.
[Ceilto spins a whiteboard near him fast enough that it's impossible to make out what's on it until it comes to a stop. ...Facing the wrong way.]
Eh.
[One more spin. ...It's a map. The map of everything known to Union, with Sanctuary far off to the west beyond the borders and several areas marked off in green with a check-mark. A triangle in the Wildwoods has been circled in red.]
Crumbling stone and bits of pottery and such!
[...]
Yeah, we're low on funds again, and we need to find something worthwhile. Seekers, assemble. We're heading out in two days. Everyone else, feel free to speak up and say how much you want to tag along.
...What all did you find in the other ruins, anyway, and how come none of the cash made it back to us?
((Looking for at least two to three people for this! Preferably more, but two-three minimum! Log will be going up tomorrow or the next day.))
[The Warp Band flickers on to display a face that's perhaps slightly more recognizable now.]
Slackers.
It's great that you've found a city filled with magical megalomaniacs - don't worry; this counts as hometown pride - but I think you're all forgetting something equally important and worthy of attention.
[Ceilto spins a whiteboard near him fast enough that it's impossible to make out what's on it until it comes to a stop. ...Facing the wrong way.]
Eh.
[One more spin. ...It's a map. The map of everything known to Union, with Sanctuary far off to the west beyond the borders and several areas marked off in green with a check-mark. A triangle in the Wildwoods has been circled in red.]
Crumbling stone and bits of pottery and such!
[...]
Yeah, we're low on funds again, and we need to find something worthwhile. Seekers, assemble. We're heading out in two days. Everyone else, feel free to speak up and say how much you want to tag along.
...What all did you find in the other ruins, anyway, and how come none of the cash made it back to us?
((Looking for at least two to three people for this! Preferably more, but two-three minimum! Log will be going up tomorrow or the next day.))
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[Yukiko pulls out a pen and actually starts copying things, taking notes and making certain to commit this to memory. He is her boss, now, after all.]
I'll make sure to bring my Venusaur and leave Peter in the Warp Band until we need him then.
[Since Peter is the Snor-Lord. And while this was the legendary outlaw's thing: raiding tombs and all, he's a bit fat.]
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Unless I get my head split open or otherwise incapacitated, I can lead the way. ...Then again, that's a distinct possibility in this line of work, so probably it's just as well.
Who is Peter?
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[And to the question? the answer is pretty immediate, and in fairness he really does insist on it.]
Snor-Lord.
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What is a Snor-lord?
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And why does he have that title?
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[A thought bubble arises around now of a Snorlax deciding to chew on a pillar supporting the ceiling of an ancient temple which promptly collapses on their heads.]
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[He is, actually.]
Don't worry about him. Or me. I'll keep him in line.
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One of the most important rules of ruins exploration is 'find all the shiny things'. Slightly above that is 'don't get killed'. Just follow the right order and we should be fine.
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I'll summon you all when I've got a good group and set out the time frame. Expect to leave within the next 48 hours.