~03

[tinytactician]

[VIDEO]

[Has Armin been ambused by an Exeggcute? No, he just has his two little Pokemon eggs -- one is his reward, the other Eren's, since he's a little more suited for parenting than his Skarmory-ish buddy -- clustered close beside him as he opens up the grainy video on the Warp Band. Mama Hen mode: activated.

He'll give the tiniest of waves, looking unsure that this whole "broadcasting" thing will even work. Besides the two eggs -- both of which appear to be wearing sweaters -- Meredith the Ralts is there, along with a new buddy, Murgatroyd the Cherubi. The cute is a little overwhelming, feel free to shield your eyes.]

Erm. Hi. If...if anyone can hear me, of course. Ah, I was wondering if anyone had any...any tips for taking care of eggs? [A concerned look as he pats the nearest, slightly larger egg.] I...know it's best for them to stay in the Breeding Center, but...I don't...really want to leave them all alone. Without me. Alone. By themselves. Alone.

So...so any help would be most appreciated, thank you.

Comments

voice;

[stahlflugel]

Exactly! My weirdness is just intrinsic.

voice;

[tinytactician]

Oh! That reminds me, I think the egg you gave me is a Psychic type!

voice;

[stahlflugel]

Hah? Really? How can you tell?

voice;

[tinytactician]

It feels psychic. When I talk to it. If...that makes any sense.

voice;

[stahlflugel]

Uuuhhhh...

... No. Sorry. Thanks for trying to explain, though. I just don't think I can get it.

Re: voice;

[tinytactician]

-- a-at any rate, we'll find out soon, won't we?

voice;

[stahlflugel]

Yeah! I'm pretty curious to see. I wonder what it'll be...

voice;

[tinytactician]

I'll take good care of it no matter what. Even if it's a...a magikarp.

voice;

[stahlflugel]

... Really Armin? What would even do with it? Carry it around in a fishbowl?

voice;

[tinytactician]

I-If I had to! I'd love and protect it no matter what!

[Armin, it is not your child, come on now.]

voice;

[stahlflugel]

... I'd probably just eat it.

voice;

[tinytactician]

[It's a really good thing you don't have video rn, Eren, u don't wanna be faced with this face.]

voice;

[stahlflugel]

[and yet, silence tells all.]

You're making the face aren't you. I was kidding.

voice;

[tinytactician]

What face? I-I knew you were kidding!

voice;

[stahlflugel]

You know the face I'm talking about!!

voice;

[tinytactician]

I make lots of faces, Eren. I'm making several right this second.

voice;

[stahlflugel]

... That's impossible, how can you make more than one face at a time?! ARMIN! Do you have a second face somewhere I don't know about?!

voice;

[tinytactician]

[He's not laughing AT you, Eren, he's laughing...ABOUT you.]

voice;

[stahlflugel]

WHAT'S SO FUNNY?!

voice;

[tinytactician]

Nothing! Nothing at all, it's...something Meredith's doing, don't worry about it.

voice;

[stahlflugel]

Hmph...