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[incousinswithyou]

[screen flickers on, showing an intense looking Michiru who's...wearing a bathrobe, a towel around her head, and looking kinda damp. She also has a wet Bidoof by the scruff, held close to the camera and as far away from her body as possible. Judging by that uneven blinking, Bidoof might be shaking off the last vestiges of a sudden KO.]

Is anybody looking for a side job? I'll pay you to babysit this one, by the hour, for as many hours as you'd like.

[Bidoof wiggles, swinging a bit from Michiru's steely grip.] Doof.

[Michiru's smile could probably kill, if she put a little bit more effort into it.]

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[loveshiscity]

I'm fine-- gah!

[He grabbed the 'doof by the scruff of his neck and held him out at an arm's length, hoping that the simple act would stave off at least the swiping.]

He's not very friendly, is he?

[incousinswithyou]

[the doof responds by doofing loudly and windmilling his limbs. Good thing he's got pretty much zero reach with those stumpy limbs.]

I...find him to be rather creepy, to. E honest. [it's those vacant eyes]

[loveshiscity]

[That much was a relief. Dai wasn't made for this sort of crap.]

...Creepy. I can see that. [He frowned, thoughtfully.] Funny story there, too. I think he said something about really liking you before he started with the claws.

to BE honest. oops.

[incousinswithyou]

[Michiru just grimaces.] Did he really?

[she might have been holding onto the faintest sliver of hope that it was otherwise.]

Is there any chance you can get him to understand the concept of rejection?

[those blank doof eyes boring into you might make this difficult]

[loveshiscity]

[That look inthe 'doof's eyes wasn't at all encouraging.]

I'm not sure. He wouldn't let me get a word in edgewise before he started flailing and saying that he was the cutest guy from the Shrine.

[incousinswithyou]

[at least he seems to understand that, from the way he starts nodding enthusiastically at those words.] Doof doof. [...Bidoof seems to think you're an admirer of his.

From the unsurprised look on Michiru's face, she's heard that turn of phrase before.] I've even tried to lead him back there.

[sigh] Reality doesn't seem to be his strong point.