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bravenewworld2014-11-02 09:25 pm
missleadingquestions) wrote in bravenewworld2014-11-02 09:25 pm
[video] - Masks and Fasting and Fighting
[On the video screen this afternoon are Maya and Shinrei, decked up for Soul Fast. Both of them look rather excited.]
So, it's that time of the year again, everyone! Soul Fast is beginning, aaand I wanted to remind you guys that Ninetails Vale is selling masks and performing the usual ceremonies, as always.
[Maya seems just slightly disconcerted when in the background, Kuzuryuu and Ichigo begin talking.]
What’s a birthday, anyway?
Are you fucking kidding me, even a two-year-old could figure that one out from context.
[Maya clears her throat, rolls her eyes, and continues.]
For anyone unfamiliar with Soul Fast, it's the festival in which we celebrate the communion of the world of the living and that of the dead. It's a great time to honour lost loved ones, or beloved pokémon!
[She leans over and rubs Shinrei's back-scruff, making sure not to disturb her painted fur.]
God, I’m just wondering! What’s your problem, anyway?
I don’t have a problem! Seriously, do you have a brain in there, what else could a “birth day” be but the day someone’s born, moron?!
And what’s wrong with NOT knowing what it is?! I’ve got a brain, but I’m still trying to figure out all this human stuff, alright?!
Pokemon get born, too, dumbass!
I woke up in front of a shrine! And I - rrrgh, never mind! I should’ve figured you’d be an ass over a simple question.
...Um, anyway, like I said, this is a really important festival for ghost pokémon and the like, so remember to honour them with like, sweets and stuff.
[She looks like she's losing concentration.]
Uh, we... will have all sorts of things for you to participate in, and--
You were probably still BORN, stupid! Maya brings Ghost-type eggs home sometimes, I’ve fucking seen them. Just because YOU don’t know anything doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be common sense!
How can it be common sense if I don’t know anything?! That doesn’t even make sense, idiot!
Your lack of damn knowledge is what doesn’t make sense! Were you this idiotic BEFORE you died, too?!
Shut the hell up! At least I’M not an insensitive asshole that’d bite someone’s head off for asking a goddamn question, unlike YOU!
Well who the fuck asked you to ask me, shithead?!
I asked because you brought it up, dog breath!
[Maya finally gets up, handing the warp band to Shinrei, walks to the doorway, and yells. Shinrei winces when she does, waving sheepishly at the camera.]
I'm trying to make a video here! Shut up already!
[She returns to the camera looking exhausted.]
Does anyone know how to make stupid boys stop arguing?
So, it's that time of the year again, everyone! Soul Fast is beginning, aaand I wanted to remind you guys that Ninetails Vale is selling masks and performing the usual ceremonies, as always.
[Maya seems just slightly disconcerted when in the background, Kuzuryuu and Ichigo begin talking.]
What’s a birthday, anyway?
Are you fucking kidding me, even a two-year-old could figure that one out from context.
[Maya clears her throat, rolls her eyes, and continues.]
For anyone unfamiliar with Soul Fast, it's the festival in which we celebrate the communion of the world of the living and that of the dead. It's a great time to honour lost loved ones, or beloved pokémon!
[She leans over and rubs Shinrei's back-scruff, making sure not to disturb her painted fur.]
God, I’m just wondering! What’s your problem, anyway?
I don’t have a problem! Seriously, do you have a brain in there, what else could a “birth day” be but the day someone’s born, moron?!
And what’s wrong with NOT knowing what it is?! I’ve got a brain, but I’m still trying to figure out all this human stuff, alright?!
Pokemon get born, too, dumbass!
I woke up in front of a shrine! And I - rrrgh, never mind! I should’ve figured you’d be an ass over a simple question.
...Um, anyway, like I said, this is a really important festival for ghost pokémon and the like, so remember to honour them with like, sweets and stuff.
[She looks like she's losing concentration.]
Uh, we... will have all sorts of things for you to participate in, and--
You were probably still BORN, stupid! Maya brings Ghost-type eggs home sometimes, I’ve fucking seen them. Just because YOU don’t know anything doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be common sense!
How can it be common sense if I don’t know anything?! That doesn’t even make sense, idiot!
Your lack of damn knowledge is what doesn’t make sense! Were you this idiotic BEFORE you died, too?!
Shut the hell up! At least I’M not an insensitive asshole that’d bite someone’s head off for asking a goddamn question, unlike YOU!
Well who the fuck asked you to ask me, shithead?!
I asked because you brought it up, dog breath!
[Maya finally gets up, handing the warp band to Shinrei, walks to the doorway, and yells. Shinrei winces when she does, waving sheepishly at the camera.]
I'm trying to make a video here! Shut up already!
[She returns to the camera looking exhausted.]
Does anyone know how to make stupid boys stop arguing?
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It looks like Nozomi's playing announcer for us, too, and a friend of hers.
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