When dealing with Valkyries keep your wits about you and don't deal with Valkyries

[master_tactician]

[A very haggard Robin, accompanied by a few other male Rangers will stagger back into town after an extended ranging in Valkyrie territory. In Robin's case, he definitely looks a bit mussed. Also, feathered, as there are quite a few hanging onto his robes. That and an unreasonably large amount of bird dung.]

[Voice]

Unit 15 has returned from the Citadel. If I'm given that assignment again I may have to tender my resignation.

[OOC: This is an open post. Eren and Goku had the "pleasure" of accompanying Robin on this mission, they'll have their own threads you may respond to as well!]

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[garbagedisposal]

[After she leaves, he sighs. What a day. He starts to take his clothes off, just dumping them in the guck on the floor. But there's one problem.]

Hey, could you leave too? There's really not enough room in here for two of us.

[rainsrespite]

Gull! Gull!

[The bird is starting to look a little green around the gills, so it teeters out at his urging, belly already gorged on whatever noxious stuff it could find.]

[garbagedisposal]

Yeeeh... [That bird is going to throw up, he's sure of it.

But he closes the door, takes his clothes off and jumps in the shower. When he's done, he's very careful not to slip in the goo and walks around it, opening the door as he's drying his hair. Walking out of the bathroom, he calls for Yuuna.]

I'm done! [Except he's naked because he has no clothes and he's drying his hair with the towel oops he doesn't care if he's naked what]

[rainsrespite]

[Well he'll be greeted by Mome, the bird immediately scampering into the bathroom and heading for the toilet. Vomiting begins now.

As for Yuuna? She gets up and heads towards the bathroom. And when she rounds the corner? She sees something she didn't...really...ever want to see.]

GAH! GOKU! Where are your pants?!

[garbagedisposal]

[Why is she asking him such a dumb question]

They're in the bathroom with the rest of my clothes- they're covered in that goo. I didn't want to track it around your house!

[rainsrespite]

THEN WEAR A TOWEL AT LEAST! I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR...DANGLY BITS!

[She's yelling this from around her hand. Because her palm is firmly applied to her face.]

Savior's flaming ass, how the hell are you married...

[garbagedisposal]

But you only gave me the one! [Man, fine, he puts the towel around his waist.]

[rainsrespite]

OKAY!

[She shakes her head and goes to the closet to toss him another.]

You do know...it's not appropriate to wander around a woman's house naked right?

[There's a screech outside, too...by the way. All the ruckus has disturbed a certain someone.]

And now look what you did...

[garbagedisposal]

[He just takes the second one now and continues to dry his hair.] Sorry! It's just, I don't get why being naked is such a big deal! I go swimming naked too.

[His head does turn in the direction of the noise though.]

What was that?

[rainsrespite]

[It comes again. Louder and closer.]

You woke the dinosaurs.

[Yuuna says this as flatly as possible.]

[garbagedisposal]

Dinosaurs? [Really? He goes out to a window and looks outside to see what the ruckus is.]

[rainsrespite]

[And he's promptly greeted by Kyo the Tyranitar's face RIGHT IN HIS!

Surprise Dinosaur!

And from inside? There's another sound as Hoyo awkwardly makes her way down too, scampering over to Yuuna. Well...scampering is a strong word for a prehistoric monster. Either way, she's getting hugged.]

You woke the dinosaurs.

[garbagedisposal]

YEEEEEEEE AHHHHHHH!!!! [He falls backward, landing right on his butt, and his towels are no longer covering him. Naked again, he scootches back from Kyo in a crabwalk, and looks over to see the Aerodactyl latch onto Yuuna.]

Oh...y-yeah...I forgot about them...

[rainsrespite]

[Yuuna hugs back, extricating herself from prehistoric hugs...only to turn right back around and give Hoyo another one.

Dammit Goku.]

Ichijou! Go get this dork some of Grandpa's pants, okay?

[From on top of the ceiling fan, the Hawlucha squawks and flies upstairs. She'll take care of it.]

[garbagedisposal]

[Standing up, he brushes any kind of pokehair off of himself. Oops, his towel is gone again.]

Ahaaaaa.... guess I'm not supposed to wear clothes today I guess...

[rainsrespite]

You are. Going to. Wear clothes. In my house.

[Yuuna says this as she tries to negotiate around Hoyo.]

Really, Hoyo. You're too darn big for the doorway. Move you big stony goof.

[And it's about that time that Ichijou returns, swooping down to drop a pile of clothes onto Goku. Pants...and sweat pants. And...dress pants. Oops, Hawlucha don't wear clothes either.]

[garbagedisposal]

[One of the pairs falls on his head, and he takes it off and looks at it. Dress pants? No thanks. So he takes the pair of sweatpants, and tries those on.]

Thanks, these fit. How do they look? [He asks Ichijou. Probably a dumb idea.]

[rainsrespite]

Lucha!!!

[She seems to think they're fine. And Yuuna...manages to extract herself from Hoyo long enough to go into the kitchen for a bucket. That she sets down beside Goku.]

Alright, now we've got cleaning to do. Then I'll help you get that stuff off your face.

[garbagedisposal]

Oh yeah... I forgot about the nail polish. [That doesn't come off from a shower.]

Alright, let's clean up the bathroom. I sure did make a mess in there...sorry, Yuuna.

[rainsrespite]

It's fine. Don't worry about it.

[When they get there, Wingull is just waddling out looking mightily pleased.]

Dokumome...you are...really really dumb.

[And that just earns a squawk as the bird flies off for a nap.]

[garbagedisposal]

Ehhhh.... [He can see goo all over the feathers of the Wingull. Peeking inside, the floor looks pretty good compared to what it was earlier- the bird ate most of it. Even some of the counter was cleaned up a little.]

Is he going to get sick? [It's like a dog eating its own poo after it poops.]

[rainsrespite]

Look in the toilet. Tell me if she did what she was trained to do.

[Yuuna snorts and shakes her head, filling up the bucket while Goku looks. It's probably lined with the gunk, and other things. Toilet training the Wingull had been the first thing Yuuna had done when she realized that it enjoyed eating poison berries and spores.]

[garbagedisposal]

[He takes a gander into the toilet. There's all sorts of 'eeehhhhs' and yeeeeehs' and 'geeeeeeeeeeehhhhs' as he looks in it, his face construed into different looks of disgust with each noise.]

Yeah, I think she did what she was trained to do alright... [sniff sniff] and it smells awful!

[That's going to be fun to clean]

[rainsrespite]

Well it all came from you, doof.

[She starts with the obvious, flushing away the vile goop.

And then sets a bucket down with him, along with a rag.]

Let's get this done, eh.

[garbagedisposal]

[Settling down next to Yuuna, he grabs a rag too and starts to clean up the mess. An entire bottle of bathroom cleaner, multiple rags and two hours later, the bathroom finally looked nice, and Goku's clothes are washed and drying outside.]

Whew! I don't wanna ever have to go through that again! Thanks again, Yuuna.