When dealing with Valkyries keep your wits about you and don't deal with Valkyries

[master_tactician]

[A very haggard Robin, accompanied by a few other male Rangers will stagger back into town after an extended ranging in Valkyrie territory. In Robin's case, he definitely looks a bit mussed. Also, feathered, as there are quite a few hanging onto his robes. That and an unreasonably large amount of bird dung.]

[Voice]

Unit 15 has returned from the Citadel. If I'm given that assignment again I may have to tender my resignation.

[OOC: This is an open post. Eren and Goku had the "pleasure" of accompanying Robin on this mission, they'll have their own threads you may respond to as well!]

Comments

[garbagedisposal]

Yeah! Well... [He thinks for a second...] Someone scolded me for something I said, but I don't remember what it was.

I said I was sorry though.

[rainsrespite]

[Such a sweet dude...]

Well, I get the feeling they're kind of a matriarchy. Maybe it's because you're a guy?

[garbagedisposal]

Yeah, all the guards and all the really tough looking people around there are all women. I guess I never really thought about it before.

[Even though he knows Frea, but details. Stupid Goku.]

They really wouldn't do that to me just because I'm a guy, do you?

[rainsrespite]

It's a matriarchy, dude.

[She reaches over and squeezes his oh so naive shoulder.]

I'd say it's exactly what they'd do.

[garbagedisposal]

Aw, man. Really? So if I go back, you think they'd try something like that again?

[rainsrespite]

Probably, if you do something they find particularly annoying. Maybe you should talk to someone who's from there, figure out how best to get along with the Valkyries? They've never given me any trouble.

[She chuckles and tugs him along into the living room.]

Sit, I'll get you something to snack on.

[garbagedisposal]

I guess it's because you're a girl... Shucks. That doesn't seem fair at all.

[Oh well. Maybe he'll just go back and sneak some of their tasty meat. He goes to sit, waiting patiently for Yuuna to return.]

[rainsrespite]

[She'll return a moment later, tossing him a can of lemonade and some dried tauros-jerky. Also, there's the smell of popcorn cooking.]

Well, different society. I also probably haven't said anything boneheaded...

[garbagedisposal]

[He catches both, opens the lemonade happily, and starts chomping on the jerky.]

They sure are touchy, then. [He still doesn't get what he could of possibly said that was so offensive, if that was the case.] Guess I'll be more careful next time.

[rainsrespite]

I'd advise that, and maybe learn more about them for next time. It might spare you the stench, and your poor wife too.

[garbagedisposal]

Eheheheheh.... Alright, I will! [Jeez]

Thanks for the food too. I was starting to get hungry. I wasn't sure if I was going to get dinner tonight, but I think Chi-Chi will let me come back now that I'm clean.

[rainsrespite]

One can only hope she will. I can put you up for a night if you need to get her to calm down but honestly the house is a bit too crowded with all the Pokemon for anything more lengthy. Seriously, the back yard may as well be a prehistoric park.

[garbagedisposal]

No, that's alright. If I don't get home sometime soon anyway, it'll only be worse for me!

[She might of kicked him out but she still wants him to come home.]

Thanks for the offer, but I'll take my chances with Chi-Chi tonight.

[rainsrespite]

Well let me know.

[She sighs and shakes her head.]

She's got you on a tight leash, but that's good. She's got to be one tough chick to put up with all your shenanigans.

[garbagedisposal]

Believe me, she is. I wouldn't ever want to cross her. [He might make her mad because he's dumb, but woe is the person who actually crosses Chi-Chi.]

I'll call if something's up. But I should be getting home, so I can try to calm her down a little.

[rainsrespite]

Yep, and don't forget your clothes on the line. They should be dry by now.

[garbagedisposal]

Oh yeah! I almost forgot. [Standing up, he heads outside quickly to retrieve his clothing, and is already putting it on as he walks back inside.]

Well, I'll see you later! Thanks again, Yuuna!

[He gives a wave, and goes to head out the door.]