When dealing with Valkyries keep your wits about you and don't deal with Valkyries

[master_tactician]

[A very haggard Robin, accompanied by a few other male Rangers will stagger back into town after an extended ranging in Valkyrie territory. In Robin's case, he definitely looks a bit mussed. Also, feathered, as there are quite a few hanging onto his robes. That and an unreasonably large amount of bird dung.]

[Voice]

Unit 15 has returned from the Citadel. If I'm given that assignment again I may have to tender my resignation.

[OOC: This is an open post. Eren and Goku had the "pleasure" of accompanying Robin on this mission, they'll have their own threads you may respond to as well!]

Comments

Action.

[aerial_ace]

[Can't. Laugh.]

What in the world happened to you? You look like you had a run-in with a Rufflet.

Action.

[master_tactician]

Braviary, actually. Several. Among others.

Action.

[aerial_ace]

[Oh.]

I see...

[And you didn't shower before reporting in why, exactly?]

Action.

[master_tactician]

My uniform will need to be laundered, do we have anything clean I can change into?

Action.

[aerial_ace]

You may be better having it burned.

[That smell.]

Action.

[master_tactician]

I've no objection to that course of action. If a fire is lit we can attend to that almost immediately.

Action.

[aerial_ace]

Unfortunately, I'm not sure we have any uniforms in reserve right now, so that may have to wait.

Action.

[master_tactician]

If the intent is to continue rangings in that sector, we'll need to increase our budget and our reserve supplies.

Action.

[aerial_ace]

Why is that?

Action.

[master_tactician]

Because the Valkyries enjoyed that way too much to not want to do it again.

Action.

[aerial_ace]

So it would seem.

[Sorry, she's trying not to laugh and failing.]

If you want to shower, I will let your commanding officer know.

[And please do, you're smelling up the place.]

We will have a proper funeral for your uniform after your shift.

Action.

[master_tactician]

I would appreciate it, thank you.

[And off he goes]

Action.

[aerial_ace]

[Oh thank you Savior that smell was out of her immediate vicinity. Although she's dying to know just what they did to make the Valkyries so mad, so Cordelia will be waiting at her post until he returns.]

Action.

[master_tactician]

[Robin returns looking a bit more refreshed and definitely smelling a lot better. He managed to get his hands on some of his normal clothing]

Action.

[aerial_ace]

[Oh good, she doesn't have to leave the room when he comes back.]

So, now that you're back and refreshed, what exactly happened?

Action.

[master_tactician]

The Valkyries were amusing themselves at our expense, I think.

Action.

[aerial_ace]

What did they do?

Action.

[master_tactician]

Nothing overtly hostile but they definitely made it... convenient for bad things to happen to us.

Action.

[aerial_ace]

I could tell that much, even before you walked in.

[She could smell you guys through the walls.]

Action.

[master_tactician]

I get the feeling it could have been much worse.

Action.

[aerial_ace]

Worse than... whatever you were covered in?

[He didn't look like he got hit with the "poop and nail polish" bomb that Goku did, but she doesn't want to think about what they nailed him with.]

Action.

[master_tactician]

I may have heard them making plans for "next time". I think this one was a bit impromptu.

Action.

[aerial_ace]

Next time?

[WHAT DID YOU DO?]

Re: Action.

[master_tactician]

I think they're rather looking forward to more Union rangers to harass.

Action.

[aerial_ace]

I see. Perhaps we should file a complaint, then, if they are being inhospitable.