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When dealing with Valkyries keep your wits about you and don't deal with Valkyries

[A very haggard Robin, accompanied by a few other male Rangers will stagger back into town after an extended ranging in Valkyrie territory. In Robin's case, he definitely looks a bit mussed. Also, feathered, as there are quite a few hanging onto his robes. That and an unreasonably large amount of bird dung.]

[Voice]

Unit 15 has returned from the Citadel. If I'm given that assignment again I may have to tender my resignation.

[OOC: This is an open post. Eren and Goku had the "pleasure" of accompanying Robin on this mission, they'll have their own threads you may respond to as well!]

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[Oh good, she doesn't have to leave the room when he comes back.]

So, now that you're back and refreshed, what exactly happened?

The Valkyries were amusing themselves at our expense, I think.

What did they do?

Nothing overtly hostile but they definitely made it... convenient for bad things to happen to us.

I could tell that much, even before you walked in.

[She could smell you guys through the walls.]

I get the feeling it could have been much worse.

Worse than... whatever you were covered in?

[He didn't look like he got hit with the "poop and nail polish" bomb that Goku did, but she doesn't want to think about what they nailed him with.]

I may have heard them making plans for "next time". I think this one was a bit impromptu.

Next time?

[WHAT DID YOU DO?]

I think they're rather looking forward to more Union rangers to harass.

I see. Perhaps we should file a complaint, then, if they are being inhospitable.

Just so long as I'm not the one delivering the complaint.

Why not? You experienced this first hand, it would be a good idea to have someone who was there to report back.

They would do so much worse!

I suppose you have a point. Hmm. This is a difficult situation indeed.

I think as far as they're concerned it's all in good fun.

There must be something we can do to stop this problem without causing any further suffering.

Send a councilor over?

The last councilor that was sent to Citadel ended up losing everything.

[Quite literally. In front of everyone. From the look on her face, she's even regretting bringing that up, because now she has to remember it.]

Perhaps that could serve as a deterrent. I know they didn't like that sight any more than we did.

Robin, that is a terrible idea. [Wow so rude partner.]

But not completely without merit, I must say.

I never said that.

That aside, something probably should be done.

Very likely, but what?

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master_tactician - 2014-10-25 06:34 (UTC) - Expand

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