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Well hello everyone out there!
[There's a pretty girl on the screen all of a sudden.
Wait. It's hard to tell, but that's actually a dude in drag. Hopefully you have good perception-- if not? Kuranosuke's not going to correct anyone who mistakes him for a girl. He's got on make up, a lusciously full blonde wig, and pink from head to toe apart from his black miniskirt.
It looks like he's making this broadcast from the business district, and he's speaking with a girly lilt to his voice-- what, gotta act the part if you're dressed up, right?]
It's a pleasure to meet you all, I'm sure. Let's get down to business, shall we?
I'm looking for anyone who's interested in entering contests. You see, Pearls and I here-- Prrriii! -- aaare looking to offer our services as Pokémon Stylists.
If you need a consultation, or maybe just need a refresher course of your own, please feel free to contact me and we'll see if I can help you. I'm looking for a special kind of client... so don't think you'll get away with it on the first meeting!
Anyway, just look into contacting Kuranosuke Koibuchi, alright?
[Koibuchi, as in Son-of-the-politician Koibuchi. He has no shame.]
Toodles!
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[With a sigh, Kuranosuke ends the transmission and looks over at his Togepi. Dropping the feminine voice, he shrugs.]
Well, let's hope we don't get anyone boring.
Kura-po, you think everyone's boring nowadays.
I'm not wrong! There's never anyone with the right style. Everyone's always talking and talking- but it's like no one cares about what they do! I need something new.
[Pearls just lets out her own exasperated sigh. What is she going to do with this boy?]
Well hello everyone out there!
[There's a pretty girl on the screen all of a sudden.
Wait. It's hard to tell, but that's actually a dude in drag. Hopefully you have good perception-- if not? Kuranosuke's not going to correct anyone who mistakes him for a girl. He's got on make up, a lusciously full blonde wig, and pink from head to toe apart from his black miniskirt.
It looks like he's making this broadcast from the business district, and he's speaking with a girly lilt to his voice-- what, gotta act the part if you're dressed up, right?]
It's a pleasure to meet you all, I'm sure. Let's get down to business, shall we?
I'm looking for anyone who's interested in entering contests. You see, Pearls and I here-- Prrriii! -- aaare looking to offer our services as Pokémon Stylists.
If you need a consultation, or maybe just need a refresher course of your own, please feel free to contact me and we'll see if I can help you. I'm looking for a special kind of client... so don't think you'll get away with it on the first meeting!
Anyway, just look into contacting Kuranosuke Koibuchi, alright?
[Koibuchi, as in Son-of-the-politician Koibuchi. He has no shame.]
Toodles!
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[With a sigh, Kuranosuke ends the transmission and looks over at his Togepi. Dropping the feminine voice, he shrugs.]
Well, let's hope we don't get anyone boring.
Kura-po, you think everyone's boring nowadays.
I'm not wrong! There's never anyone with the right style. Everyone's always talking and talking- but it's like no one cares about what they do! I need something new.
[Pearls just lets out her own exasperated sigh. What is she going to do with this boy?]
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But where are we going to find a manager? All anybody seems to care about here are Pokemon or doing stuff for the city. ♫
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I'll be your manager. That's what I'm saying.
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How do I know you'll be any good? Just a minute ago you were talking about dressing Pokemon. ♫
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You can't dress pokémon if you can't dress yourself.
But if you'd rather not take the chance... I can find another client.
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He backpedals before it's too late.] Uh-- wait, wait! I didn't say I didn't want it! I'm just making sure you're qualified first... We're professionals, you know! ♫
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Everyone should go in with that kind of attitude, I guess. So how about this-- you, me, and your sister should meet up and have a little chat!
What do you say? I don't know if you eat or anything, but I'll even pay if we go somewhere to eat together.
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[Priorities. Besides, Kura offered and Len's not about to turn down free food.]
Rin's not far away, so why don't we meet up now? ♫ [He doesn't want anybody else to have a chance to catch his new potential manager's interest.]
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[Hook, line, and sinker. Man, it really is Kuranosuke's day today.]
And I'll meet you there.
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[Go big or go home, as they say.]
bullshits a restaurant oops
[thus, he doesn't care.]
Well... What are your opinions on meat?
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I don't usually eat it since I like sweets more, but I'll try anything once. ♫
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[He gives him the restaurant's name and location, because I can think of neither. oops.]
You and your sister can meet me there.
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We'll be there! ♫ [And with a fistpump, he's gone; off to find his sister and the restaurant.]
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So when's she showing up? I wanna see what this so called manager lady is like!
[Yeah, Len was completely fooled.]
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Over here, sweethearts!
[Kuranosuke could see Len and Rin from a mile away. Luckily, he's actually only a few tables away, sitting with his togepi on the table in front of him.
Ugh. They're so cute he could punch something. This is the perfect potential band.]
Go ahead and sit with me.
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[He grabs her hand and leads the two of them over to the table, grinning and looking more confident than usual. As he takes a seat he gets right down to business.]
This place really does look expensive. ♫
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Nice to meet you! I'm Rin Kagamine. ♪
[and she takes a seat as suggested, though this puts her basically face to face with the togepi.]
Cute... ♪
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Kuranosuke Koibuchi. And this baby is Pearls.
[Pearls chirps a hello to her, extending her teeny hand to shake in place of Kuranosuke's.]
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See, I told you my sister was cute. All we need is some instruments and we could play just about anything. ♫
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[totally shaking that little hand. CUTE THINGS. But yes, to business.]
We still know hundreds of songs, too! ♪
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Well, then there's just one more question, isn't there?
Can you play the instruments, or do we need to find you some more band members?
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[Thank you, Daddy's Money™.]
So, after we eat, I'd like to hear you both sing together. Then... then we can decide on the best look.
[I can already see these guys in eight different styles... this is gonna be killer!]
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casually LOSES TAGS like a dumbass
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3/3 oops
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