❝ DIST ORTION ❞ (
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bravenewworld2014-01-19 08:39 pm
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THE FIRST ✿ VOICE / ACTION [UNION CITY]
[So someone's still a little upset about not going on that expedition Jade was in charge of. However, Dist isn't posting to the network about that today. Instead, his voice comes over the network for another purpose.]
Good afternoon, citizens of Union!
[And as usual, his voice is over-the-top and it sounds like he's smirking.]
I'm searching for several Enlightened, particularly with Ghost- or Psychic-typing! It's very important and I can pay you for your time, of course! Thank you for your time!
[The voice feed ends there.]
[Dist can be found around Union City today. He's actually out shopping as opposed to working as a Sword of the Savior. He has only one Pokémon with him, a pretty little Budew sporting a bow around the bulb on her head. She's perched in Dist's arms, though he'll let her down whenever he pauses to look at something. His shopping trip is taking him all over town, so he can be found just about anywhere with the Budew following him or being carried.
Everything seems relatively normal until...]
You expect me to pay this much!? Just who do you take me for!? I am Dist the Rose of the Swords of the Savior! I will not be overcharged!
[...well, of course it was only a matter of time for Dist to start shrieking.]
no subject
[Contrary to Dist's escalating tone, Albert's voice grows more soft and chill as he stands there, a 5'10" wall between Dist and the rest of the shop.]
I think perhaps you should purchase your fruit elsewhere, Sir.
no subject
[Dist rolls his eyes at that. Really, people are always trying to get him to sympathize with things like that! Clearly they're overestimating his empathy.]
I have no interest in purchasing from this stall! Perhaps this woman will think twice about charging so much in the future!
[Huff. With that, Dist will turn on his heel and storm off, Budew clutched tightly in his arms.]
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He apologizes to the poor shopkeeper and buys several things to try and make up for what happened then heads his own way back home, his Mareep at his heels.]