❝ DIST ORTION ❞ (
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THE FIRST ✿ VOICE / ACTION [UNION CITY]
[So someone's still a little upset about not going on that expedition Jade was in charge of. However, Dist isn't posting to the network about that today. Instead, his voice comes over the network for another purpose.]
Good afternoon, citizens of Union!
[And as usual, his voice is over-the-top and it sounds like he's smirking.]
I'm searching for several Enlightened, particularly with Ghost- or Psychic-typing! It's very important and I can pay you for your time, of course! Thank you for your time!
[The voice feed ends there.]
[Dist can be found around Union City today. He's actually out shopping as opposed to working as a Sword of the Savior. He has only one Pokémon with him, a pretty little Budew sporting a bow around the bulb on her head. She's perched in Dist's arms, though he'll let her down whenever he pauses to look at something. His shopping trip is taking him all over town, so he can be found just about anywhere with the Budew following him or being carried.
Everything seems relatively normal until...]
You expect me to pay this much!? Just who do you take me for!? I am Dist the Rose of the Swords of the Savior! I will not be overcharged!
[...well, of course it was only a matter of time for Dist to start shrieking.]
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Sir, it's not the lady's fault the price is as it is. She just works here, she doesn't control the market.
[Honestly, and he'd just come out here to grab some things he'd forgotten to get the last time he'd been shopping. Instead he finds himself playing hero to the poor harassed shop girl. Even the Mareep at his side looks as if she wants to sigh at Dist's behavior.]
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Whether she controls the market or not is unimportant. What matters is that I'm being overcharged! No one should have to pay this much for fruit!
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[Albert steps between the flamboyant yelling man and the shop's employee, allowing her to escape to other customers.]
As a Sword of the Savior you're supposed to protect the people of Union and uphold the law, not victimize them because of some imagined slight.
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[That isn't the point, Dist...]
Mind your own business!
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[Contrary to Dist's escalating tone, Albert's voice grows more soft and chill as he stands there, a 5'10" wall between Dist and the rest of the shop.]
I think perhaps you should purchase your fruit elsewhere, Sir.
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[Dist rolls his eyes at that. Really, people are always trying to get him to sympathize with things like that! Clearly they're overestimating his empathy.]
I have no interest in purchasing from this stall! Perhaps this woman will think twice about charging so much in the future!
[Huff. With that, Dist will turn on his heel and storm off, Budew clutched tightly in his arms.]
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He apologizes to the poor shopkeeper and buys several things to try and make up for what happened then heads his own way back home, his Mareep at his heels.]
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[Well, he certainly sounds disappointed.]
I suppose it might be possible to teach you how to create illusions...
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Now then, are you a Psychic- or a Ghost-type Enlightened?
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[But money is money and money that isn't given to him by his grandfather is even better. So Armin exhales softly and replies:] Psychic. I think. I'm still learning about it.
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[Judging from the sound of Dist's voice, that's the absolute last thing he'd care about.]
Hmm, interesting. Do you know if you're capable of creating illusions?
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[Dist certainly sounds pleased.]
Do you have any experience in creating illusions?
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[Jinxie sounds pretty disappointed that she's about to disappoint him.]
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I'm a Psychic-type. What do you need help with?
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You don't have to pay, though, unless I guess it really takes a lot of time. What is it you need help with? Mostly I know how to heal.
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I never thought I'd hear the day when Dist the Rose didn't have enough change on him.
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Oy! [She hollers across to culprit, wanting to get his attention. He can be loud, but so can she.]
Shut up already!!
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[because he has ghost and psychic type friends and he doesn't want them to get in over their heads]
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[She sounds a little apprehensive.]
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