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[sturzflug]

So, uh, it's like... a week late, but...

What'd you guys get your moms for Mother's Day? Like, what'd be a good gift? One that says "Sorry I forgot and thanks for putting up with me while I was friggin' bedridden." I'm open to suggestions. And yeah, I know it's an asshole-ish thing to do, forgetting like that, okay?

[ Let's ignore the fact that Jean's been away for over a month... ]

[ filtered to Rangers: ]

So I let the bigwigs know but I didn't like, make an announcement or anything but... I guess I kinda... evolved? Like a month ago? So I was getting used to new wings and shit. But the point is I'm good now. And I can fly! Uh, a little. So take that, Eren!

[ Except that buttwings moniker is totally gonna be more obvious now... ]

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[comparative_insanity]

I got... pearl necklace, a picture I drew of her as her pokémon dueling alter ego, and a solemn promise to behave myself on at least one formal occasion during the year to come.

Oh, and I tripped my uncle into a buffet table. She scolded me for that, but I know she appreciated it a bit.

[He pauses, tilting his head.] I do realize this probably isn't very helpful for you, though. Maybe you can just make something pretty for her?

[sturzflug]

"Promising to behave myself" might give her a damn heart attack.

[ JEAN YOUR MOM LOVES YOU, WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN. ]

Yeah, I'm gettin' the feeling that if I make somethin' it'll be alright. But I'm no good at sewing or any of that stuff...