voice;

[sturzflug]

So, uh, it's like... a week late, but...

What'd you guys get your moms for Mother's Day? Like, what'd be a good gift? One that says "Sorry I forgot and thanks for putting up with me while I was friggin' bedridden." I'm open to suggestions. And yeah, I know it's an asshole-ish thing to do, forgetting like that, okay?

[ Let's ignore the fact that Jean's been away for over a month... ]

[ filtered to Rangers: ]

So I let the bigwigs know but I didn't like, make an announcement or anything but... I guess I kinda... evolved? Like a month ago? So I was getting used to new wings and shit. But the point is I'm good now. And I can fly! Uh, a little. So take that, Eren!

[ Except that buttwings moniker is totally gonna be more obvious now... ]

Comments

voice;

[stahlflugel]

Tch! I'll believe it when I see it, buttwings!

voice;

[sturzflug]

Yeah, well maybe you will!

[ Pause............. ]

Uh, later, though. Can't really stay airborne for that long, alright?

voice;

[stahlflugel]

Well I bet I will! You'd be hard to miss! Flappin' through the air with your butt!

[pause from Eren's side too.......]

.... It's gonna be real embarrassing if Fig learns to fly quicker than both of us.

voice;

[sturzflug]

It's harder to stay upright than you'd think, asshole!

[ That weird bird-thing?? ]

Well I mean, he's got better instincts than we do. I've had my wings since I was born, but even if I'd practiced back then it wouldn't have been enough to prepare for this.

voice;

[stahlflugel]

Well duh, your wings are in a dumb place! I mean, it doesn't even make any sense!

[totes the weird bird thing. Weird bird thing is all grown up. Sort of]

yeah well... he cheats, too. He doesn't even really fly half the time, he just levitates.