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bravenewworld2014-04-27 11:05 am
hawkethat) wrote in bravenewworld2014-04-27 11:05 am
✓ Memoir 1 // video
[Behold the exhausted but freshly-scrubbed face of one Garrett Hawke, come to introduce himself to the network with a very important question (to him).]
Has anyone heard of a village named Rhododendron? No one at the Medical Center has heard of it, but they suggested I try asking on the network.
It's where I'm from, and I'd like to go back, but I'm not sure where it is from here. So any information at all would be great.
[He hesitates very briefly, then flashes a charming smile.]
Thanks.
[OOC: This guy's hometown is so far off the map no one will have heard of it, and it's also been completely destroyed, but he doesn't know that yet so he's still asking around. Feel free to yank his chain or crush his dreams or just be brutally honest, it's all good! o/]
Has anyone heard of a village named Rhododendron? No one at the Medical Center has heard of it, but they suggested I try asking on the network.
It's where I'm from, and I'd like to go back, but I'm not sure where it is from here. So any information at all would be great.
[He hesitates very briefly, then flashes a charming smile.]
Thanks.
[OOC: This guy's hometown is so far off the map no one will have heard of it, and it's also been completely destroyed, but he doesn't know that yet so he's still asking around. Feel free to yank his chain or crush his dreams or just be brutally honest, it's all good! o/]
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[Considering him small time pickings for the troll brigade.]
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[Commence troll brigade in three...two...]
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[Asch IS SO PISSED WHO HAS THE NERVE TO LIE TO HIM?! -huff huff.]
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[And the troll-off begins.]
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[Asch takes the bait so well.]
Re: video;
[he should probably feel bad about this, but he really doesn't.]
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[He's so easily frustrated!]
Let me put this as nicely as I can, I find it hard that the Charizard found anything charming let alone anyone of the same species. [A quick judge of character, and most of the time a permit judgement as well.]
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Well, if I ever see her again I'll be sure to ask a lot of deep and probing questions about her feelings and motivations. How does that sound?
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[Let's get an arm cross in here if we haven't already. If we have he's crossing his arms even harder at you, Garrett.
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[It's right around this point a little Houndour head pops up at the bottom of the video feed; all Asch can see is the puppy's face from the nose up. It's looking kind of cross-eyed trying to focus on Asch, and its little nose is sniffing busily.]
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[ICK- Asch only has classy Pokemon. Like his new Vulpix that knows better then to slobber all over his wrapband.]
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[Also, what kind of jerkwad tells someone else to control their pokemon? Sergeant is his friend, not a slave!]
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Vuuul!
[Sadly, Asch, your Pokemon are also attention seekers, try and tell that sassy Vulpix of yours she can't say hello to your video calls. Her large brown eyes stare into the screen..] Beauty! Hey..!
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Sergeant, meanwhile, barks happily at the sight of the Vulpix, a short, sharp sound. His tiny tail is wagging, although it's not possible to see over the video, since it is so short. Hi!]
You're one to talk.
[Aaaaaall the amusement over here at your expense, kiddo.]
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[Trying to budge the Vulpix in his lap but she's unmoving, 'Vul'ing happily at the barking dog on the other end.]
WHATEVER! You better not cause trouble! [Aww, someones angry..] I'm a Sword and I'll have you arrested, my eyes are on you so...!!! [So much for Swordly work. You couldn't give him directions, Asch..
His video ends, cut off by Asch being a giant baby.]