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[celebrity_commentator]

[Video]

So...

[The camera pans over Rise's room at the theater, a wall of which is now more or less half-covered in the blank white eggs produced by a Chansey.]

I may have not really been keeping track of what Toyo's been doing with her eggs lately.

[She pauses. Off-camera, she chews her lip. Let's be honest, she'd never do that on camera.]

Does anybody around the Entertainment District want an omelet? Or just, you know, take these off my hands? I guess there's nothing wrong with cooking these particular eggs, but it's still not something I'm going to make my whole diet out of. Grandma would yell at me, for one thing...

[As Rise fiddles with the camera to turn it off, Toyo waddles onto the screen to wave and deposit another egg. Rise sighs as the feed ends.]

Comments

[tracedarte]

Uh.

[He scratches his head, trying to think.]

Uh, Bird Types right? Not... that thing... Why are they so big??

[celebrity_commentator]

[Rise folds her arms and glares for effect.]

"That thing" is my best friend of six years in June, so watch it.

[Then she shrugs.]

Anyway, they're different from regular Pokémon eggs, but I don't think they're especially big. They are the size they are.

[tracedarte]

It's pink, it's got weird feeler ear things, it has a belly pouch. It's a thing.

[Luke don't give a single solitary crap about your friendship, Rise.]

How do you know they're not baby Pokemon huh?

[celebrity_commentator]

For one, I'd be able to sense it, and for another, they look different.

Plus Toyo sleeps here and I haven't noticed her bringing guys over.

[The Chansey's just going to bury her face in her flippers and go do something else now.]

[tracedarte]

[Luke laughs aloud.]

Maybe you should get her a boyfriend then! Maybe she's tryin' to tell you something.