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[Squid Girl's looking pretty proud of herself today. Much squid. Many tentacle. Very self-satisfy. Wow.]

Humans of Union! A new era has dawned! The Age of the Malamar!

[She'll just give that a moment to sink in.]

That's right - look and be amazed at my ink-credible evolution!

[She waves her tentacles around at the camera. She looks... pretty much exactly the same as she did before.]

Hu hu hu... impressed, aren't you? Well, I'm not done jet, because there's a new member of the inkvasion force to introduce, too! This... is the Clam!

[Reaching down with two of her tentacles, she picks up a fishbowl with a Shellder inside. It's wearing a tiny little sea captain's hat and also an eyepatch over one of its eyes, looking a bit like the charming fellow on the left. It lets out a somewhat disturbing sounding little burbling laugh before gurgling its name a few times and laughing again. Squid Girl blinks over at him, tilting her head and looking confused.]

...Huh? You gilly want to flood the city?

[There's a short back and forth before she sets the fishbowl down again.]

W-well, anyway, the Clam is my new lieutenant, so everybody better treat him with the same respect you'd show me! ...That is all!