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[Squid Girl's looking pretty proud of herself today. Much squid. Many tentacle. Very self-satisfy. Wow.]

Humans of Union! A new era has dawned! The Age of the Malamar!

[She'll just give that a moment to sink in.]

That's right - look and be amazed at my ink-credible evolution!

[She waves her tentacles around at the camera. She looks... pretty much exactly the same as she did before.]

Hu hu hu... impressed, aren't you? Well, I'm not done jet, because there's a new member of the inkvasion force to introduce, too! This... is the Clam!

[Reaching down with two of her tentacles, she picks up a fishbowl with a Shellder inside. It's wearing a tiny little sea captain's hat and also an eyepatch over one of its eyes, looking a bit like the charming fellow on the left. It lets out a somewhat disturbing sounding little burbling laugh before gurgling its name a few times and laughing again. Squid Girl blinks over at him, tilting her head and looking confused.]

...Huh? You gilly want to flood the city?

[There's a short back and forth before she sets the fishbowl down again.]

W-well, anyway, the Clam is my new lieutenant, so everybody better treat him with the same respect you'd show me! ...That is all!

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[Gasp!]

You look so incredible! And Lieutenant Clam, too! Though, I hope I'm not speaking out of line, but... is it okay if any cities didn't get flooded...?

We'll consquider it, as long as you humans continue to respect the ocean!

Absolutely! It's too magnificent not to.

Okay then... pop squid!

[She points a tentacle directly at the camera.]

What's your favorite Water type and why? Answer in ten seconds or less!

Oh, it has to be wartortle! Because the one I know so bold and fearless, and she always knows what she wants. Oh, and horsea and shellder - I've only seen them up close recently, but they're so beautiful...

Ah! But I don't even know if I can answer this question respectfully! There's so much about water types I barely even know...!