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[moemoetentacles]

[Squid Girl's looking pretty proud of herself today.  Much squid.  Many tentacle.  Very self-satisfy.  Wow.]

Humans of Union!  A new era has dawned!  The Age of the Malamar!

[She'll just give that a moment to sink in.]

That's right - look and be amazed at my ink-credible evolution!

[She waves her tentacles around at the camera.  She looks... pretty much exactly the same as she did before.]

Hu hu hu... impressed, aren't you?  Well, I'm not done jet, because there's a new member of the inkvasion force to introduce, too!  This... is the Clam!

[Reaching down with two of her tentacles, she picks up a fishbowl with a Shellder inside.  It's wearing a tiny little sea captain's hat and also an eyepatch over one of its eyes, looking a bit like the charming fellow on the left.  It lets out a somewhat disturbing sounding little burbling laugh before gurgling its name a few times and laughing again.  Squid Girl blinks over at him, tilting her head and looking confused.]

...Huh?  You gilly want to flood the city?

[There's a short back and forth before she sets the fishbowl down again.]

W-well, anyway, the Clam is my new lieutenant, so everybody better treat him with the same respect you'd show me!  ...That is all!

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[moemoetentacles]

[The Clam's gurgling laugh can be heard from off-camera.]

Ooooh, pretty good!

[actsmagnificent]

I have to ensure our new ruler thinks favorably of me.

[ This is a pretty cute joke you guys have concocted. Because this whole world-takeover thing is a joke, right?

Right? ]

[moemoetentacles]

I'm very gladius to hear it. A squiddle bit of respect is all I ask for around here.

[It's totally a joke. She was serious about it a year ago when she came to the city, but anyone who's been paying even the slightest bit of attention can tell that Squid Girl likes it here and has no big issue with humans as long as they're respectful to Water types.]

[actsmagnificent]

[ Psh, she's doing married to madly in lesbians with partnered with someone who's primarily a Water-type. She's all about respecting the ocean. It's a frightening place. ]

How's the water splashing going?

[ She's still not sure what you were trying to pull off when they met. But hopefully you've achieved it...? ]

[moemoetentacles]

Good! My mighty force grows by the day!

[Squid Girl probably doesn't even remember what she was trying to do when they first met. She's distractible like that.]

[actsmagnificent]

I'm expecting great things.

Sewa!

[ Natto the Sewaddle sensed enthusiasm. HE LOVES ENTHUSIASM. ]

[moemoetentacles]

Oho, sounds like I have another fan!

[actsmagnificent]

[ Said new fan is waving hello. ] Waddle! Sewa wah!

...He's not much of an ally.

[moemoetentacles]

Hey, that's not very nice! He could be a hidden pearl that just hasn't developed yet!

[actsmagnificent]

Are you that benevolent towards your own army?

[ She presses down on Sewaddle's head, but that just makes him pop up even faster. Yes, he is a rare gem, all right! ]

[moemoetentacles]

It's a commander's duty to help her troops reach their full potential.

[actsmagnificent]

[ You are just the most amusing thing ever. It's oddly heartwarming. ] So it is.

I shouldn't keep you, though.

[ You no doubt have....um. Important, megalomaniacally idealistic things to do. ]

[moemoetentacles]

Right! The Clam and I have plans to make.

[actsmagnificent]

I'll be looking forward to their fruition.

[ Sewaddle waves at the screen again. Whatever you're doing, excessively energetic person, good luck!! ]