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bravenewworld2014-01-13 07:20 pm
testingcycle) wrote in bravenewworld2014-01-13 07:20 pm
[Voice]
[GLaDOS has quite possibly the strangest voice any of you have ever heard. Don't worry. She's just old tech.]
I do enjoy listening to you prepare to wander out to your various deaths, but I've generously decided to share my knowledge with you anyway. For example, iron ore tends to be found underground. It's true. And unless you want all that freezing and dying out there to be as worthless as the rest of your short, sad lives... well.
[A pause.]
Of course, there's no limit to what stupidity can achieve, but if I were you--and I'm quite thankfully not--I'd try an Aron.
And if it doesn't find anything, you can just melt it down for the metal in its body and try again.
..........
Just kidding.
Good luck.
I do enjoy listening to you prepare to wander out to your various deaths, but I've generously decided to share my knowledge with you anyway. For example, iron ore tends to be found underground. It's true. And unless you want all that freezing and dying out there to be as worthless as the rest of your short, sad lives... well.
[A pause.]
Of course, there's no limit to what stupidity can achieve, but if I were you--and I'm quite thankfully not--I'd try an Aron.
And if it doesn't find anything, you can just melt it down for the metal in its body and try again.
..........
Just kidding.
Good luck.