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[sturzflug]

[ You may recognize Jean's shitty voice from him being kind of a terror with those warp bands... Well, believe it or not, he does have a job, and it's guarding people and patrolling the walls like a good Guardsman. He might complain and check his warp band constantly, but... well, when he's not dicking off, he's actually not terrible.

But that's not really saying much. Because right at the moment he's standing right at the edge, having a bit of a shouting match with his "friend," Eren. These two are so loud, you could probably hear him from down below... Yeah, who hired these two? ]

Cut it out, asshole! I'll push you off, I swear!

[ He doesn't mean that. But he sure sounds like he does. ]

Heh, then maybe you'll finally be able t' fly, huh? What say we give it a try?

[ Really don't. Do not. No. Stop that, Jean. You even left your Warp Band on, you idiot. ]

Comments

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[sturzflug]

Yes! I am! Th-they're not... cute!! And they're not on my butt, either!

[ You're supposed to have his back, Marco! Nah not really. ]

Well, if he shifted into skarmory, he'd be an actual bird, so he'd be fine. I'm the one who'd fall straight down!

[stahlflugel]

I just need to convince a couple to help me out... I wonder what you can bribe Magnemite with...

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[celebrity_commentator]

Uh...be safe out there, guys...

[makeitquick]

No scuttershakes for you?

[a_gentle_boy]

...I think they might be attracted to electricity. We could find an electric type Pokemon to keep shocking them.

[this is getting worse by the minute.]

[stahlflugel]

Scatterbugs. And no, never again. I was sick for two days.

[stahlflugel]

Ah! Man, I really just need to hurry up and get a thunderstone for Blitz, then!! But I don't know any engineers that know how to make one.

1/2

[makeitquick]

Party pooper. [... ]

[makeitquick]

Savior though - two days?

[stahlflugel]

I swallowed some of that paralyzing powder. It wreaked havoc on my poor stomach. Cheri berries were the only thing that helped.

[makeitquick]

[ Wow that is grody ]

Guess you don't got a steel stomach.

[stahlflugel]

[pffft] I guess not.

[makeitquick]

Sucks. Might've helped if you could survive on anything.

[a_gentle_boy]

I think they used to bring some back from the mountains sometimes - rare stones. They've probably taken all the ones they could easily find, but maybe deeper inside...

[stahlflugel]

Well, it's not like I can't eat a lot of different things. Just not THOSE.

[stahlflugel]

.... Great. Mountains.

[a_gentle_boy]

It is a lot of trouble just to look for something that might be there...

Maybe we'll see if the Engineers can come up with something soon.

[makeitquick]

That one just demands a story. What else do you got?

[stahlflugel]

I mean, I'm not against exploring! But it needs to get a lot warmer.

[stahlflugel]

I don't have any other funny stories, really... Uh... wurmples are good when they're cooked up crispy?

[a_gentle_boy]

Hm?

Oh, up in the mountains. Like they were saying on the radio. I've never heard them warn for weather conditions like that before, actually... Maybe the Ice Pokemon are having some sort of party.

[makeitquick]

Really? Never had some funky looking berries before?

[ She's got some stories there ]

[stahlflugel]

Well, they need to cut it out! This isn't the time for a party!

[stahlflugel]

I definitely try to avoid those... No thanks. You sound like you have experience, though.

[makeitquick]

Yeah. Didn't grow up eating a lot of meat, not even bugs. [ Not that anyone in Union does, really... but ] But sometimes people try to sell you weird berries.