[Fai most definitely wants to sink through the ground right about now. Why wasn't he born a Ground type? Then he could've just dug his way out of there. Admittedly he could teleport away if he felt like it, but... well, that wouldn't take the problem away.]

Well, we- we're friends. And... she's attractive. And we- we are- [Savior, what is he even supposed to say?] We sleep with each other occasionally. As friends. Which makes me very lucky and also a huge bastard, and her... well, Imogen.