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[ Jean's normally spiky/fluffy haircut is even spikier today, if that's possible. The culprit? His baby mareep, which has decided to perch itself on his fluffy head. Babies are tiny, ok. And also full of static. ]

So the egg hatched the other day. You wouldn't believe what a pain it is to keep an electric-type from friggin' waking you up all the time when you've got feathers. This dumb mareep won't stop messing with my wings! But ma' likes her a lot, I guess, so we've been keeping her at home. Personally, I think she just wants free wool. (Don't let her know I said that.)

Anyway I guess I'll add my two cents in saying this tournament stuff is bullshit. But it beats getting attacked by weird machines so whatever, y'know? As long as they don't pull that shit again, who cares?

[ Pause............ ]

Oh, and I joined the Rangers, I guess. You can blame friggin' Eren and his dumb face. I know this shit ain't my journal or whatever but I've been kinda busy so I figured I owed some of you guys an update.

Still sucks that I couldn't get into the Swords, though.

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What's imagination got to do with staying alive? The hell's the point of reclaiming shit for humanity if you're not alive to see it!? Future generations or that bullshit? Don't make me laugh!

Ugh, fine. I'll tell Klefki to like, avoid you if she ever sees you or something.

[ You're so poke-racist, Eren. ]

If you don't have any hopes and dreams then nothing we do matters! Duh! And if you wanna reap the benefits of it all, I guess that means you'll just have to join the Rangers and hurry everything up.

I'm not gonna be mean to her, sheesh! I can be civil! It's not like she's a larvitar.

[the most poké-racist]

I got hopes and dreams: they involve a lot of being alive and maybe not dying till I'm old!

"Being civil" just cause she's a Klefki is still rude as hell!

UGGGGH! YOU'RE SO BORING! HOW DO YOU LIVE BEING SO BORING?! [JEAN YOU FRUSTRATE EREN SO MUCH]

Well, what do you want me to do, huh?!

It's called not having a deathwish, holy shit like that's such a weird thing!

Try being nice! Pokemon are supposed to be our friends, y'know? They help us out and we'd be screwed without 'em, even the larvitars and the klefkis are important!

It's not about wanting to die! It's about wanting to LIVE!

Now you're being dumb in the opposite way. Are you friends with every friggin' human you meet? I'm not. It's the same with Pokémon. Klefki are... I guess they're useful, at least, for not losing things. But Larvitars aren't useful for anything, and they're not nice. They should all go extinct.

Living and breathing like this is damn fine with me. I don't have to risk my life to know I'm still alive!

That's Not the same thing, fuck!! Savior, listen to yourself, will you?! You can't wish a species extinct cause of what a couple of 'em did! That's. Insane.

Edited 2014-02-27 02:49 (UTC)

Such a boring, unfulfilling life...

It's not! It's not insane!! [ok it might be a little insane. But Eren glares at the warp band, looking like he might cry or scream or explode OR MAYBE ALL OF THESE THINGS] You don't understand, Jean! There's no way you could ever understand! Not every Pokémon deserves a happy, cushy life!!

I don't give a shit! Fuck you for thinking you can tell somebody their life is worth less or more cause of what they do!

[ Jean is reaching similar levels of angry. Well, he's not rightfully angry, but he's pretty damn pissed. ]

It's totally insane! If someone Enlightened had been there that day, would you have grown up wanting to be some kind of Enlightened killer?

Then I would have found THEM and gotten revenge! It's the same thing! But not all Enlightened are murderers! All Tyranitars and their stupid babies are monsters, Jean!

You're making no fucking sense, Eren. You-- that's the opposite of the same thing!

Gimme a call when you're not being such a fucking speciest! Asshole!

[ Jean recognizes a ragefit when he sees one though. He's gonna cut the feed. ]