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Lance Corporal Levi || Attack on Titan ([personal profile] springcleaning) wrote in [community profile] bravenewworld2014-02-20 02:05 am

2nd Chapter || Video;

[Levi has it set up so his Warp Band's video is facing the stove of his little apartment. He's on the other side, staring the camera down. There's a fry pan on the burner (not turned on, but it's hard to tell with the black and white feed,) and he's holding and egg over it. The Pokemon egg he got from the Breeding Center after the earthquakes.]

[It's trembling and there's cracking noises from the inside, glowing a little bit at the cracks that are slowly appearing. Obviously, whatever Pokemon is inside it is about to hatch and needs a little bit of help from Levi. He's obviously helping a lot. He gives the camera a sharp look, his eyebrows furrowing as he glares furiously, and gives the egg a rap of his talon claws. A visible crack appears and the egg starts to open at the bottom. He's holding it about a half a foot above the pan, so it's not a very long fall.]

[Still, when the Pokemon suddenly slides free of the egg with a sharp baby cry, it splats against the frying pan with a loud slapping noise. Levi swears a little... but only because its made a huge mess in his otherwise spotless kitchen. All for a dumb joke. The newly born Goomy burbles and slowly rights itself from the inside of the pan, purring up at Levi and drooling.]


Shit. I wasn't countin' on it being as messy as a fucking egg. I was gonna make a dumb breakfast joke too... What the fuck are you, anyway?
tm50: (1 | Pride feeds their blackened hearts.)

[personal profile] tm50 2014-02-21 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
N-N......no.. it didn't...

[Bertholdt dislikes you by at least 1000000000000000000% currently and forever..] ....You should make it up to that poor pokemon............... they like swampy atmospheres. I suggest a corner dedicated to mud and mercy water of your basement.. (if you have one.. I'd work the best..)
thatwasnotmyintent: (ew FEELINGS)

[personal profile] thatwasnotmyintent 2014-02-21 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
Your eyes are lovely. I greatly enjoy them and everything else they are attached to, which you know full well.

Back to the issue at hand: why is there a baby Pokemon in our only good frying pan?
rejected_trash: (♪ 35 [I scorn this farce.])

[personal profile] rejected_trash 2014-02-21 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Cool down; lots of Pokémon, and I never expected to need to know them all.

[He crosses his arms, and starts rattling off names most of which are gibberish.] Gelpess, Goomish, Gelatto, Gloopy, Gliscor, Glime, Gum. Slime. Goo. Hmm. Goo...me? That sounds right. Goomy.
rejected_trash: (♪ 40 [I can only shine for you.])

[personal profile] rejected_trash 2014-02-21 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
It's cute in that "throw it at a girl to break the ice" way. Maybe you can use it as a guard Pokémon, I haven't met many that like being touched by them.
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[personal profile] thatwasnotmyintent 2014-02-21 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Erwin is too smooth and sexy for his shirts. And because he's a weird clingy boyfrand, he'll follow Levi over to the sink, only detaching himself to crouch down and examine the Goomy.]

...hm. It's sort of cute, actually.
stahlflugel: (034)

[personal profile] stahlflugel 2014-02-21 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Well I mean... it's funny! Cause it's an egg! And... yeah. Anyway if you were really gonna cook it you wouldn't bother to nurture it until it was ready to hatch... I mean, duh.

It does look sticky... is it a Ditto? No... Dittos are pink.
rejected_trash: (♪ 16 [I can never recognize you.])

[personal profile] rejected_trash 2014-02-21 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Who doesn't rent? You could make an attack tank that people have to cross to get into your place. Maybe a punishment pool to shove people in.
tagteams: (▽ every word is doubtlessly real)

[personal profile] tagteams 2014-02-22 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[squints at the goomy...]

Watch it end up growing up powerful if you chose to raise it. Even if it's a messy little guy...
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[personal profile] tm50 2014-02-22 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
How could you say that about an infant..
........At least consider taking them regularly to the habit..
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[personal profile] celebrity_commentator 2014-02-23 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know off the top of my head, but gross or not it's just a baby. You shouldn't hurt it.
thatwasnotmyintent: (kiss my stupid face)

[personal profile] thatwasnotmyintent 2014-02-23 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
That's fortunate. Do you plan to keep it perpetually in a bucket of soapy water? To avoid getting slime on the floors?

[But it's cute though. Erwin is gonna poke it now.]
stahlflugel: (046)

[personal profile] stahlflugel 2014-02-23 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Well... it's kind of cute. In a weird way...
tagteams: (▽ i don't wanna be afraid again)

[personal profile] tagteams 2014-02-24 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Make sure it doesn't go down the drain either.
rejected_trash: (♪ 16 [I can never recognize you.])

[personal profile] rejected_trash 2014-02-24 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
Damn. If you ever wind up in the market then, holler at me. I had to accidentally break my old roommate's prize gravyboat to get rid of them.

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