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bravenewworld2014-02-16 08:37 pm
ember_celica) wrote in bravenewworld2014-02-16 08:37 pm
[001 - Video]
[The video feed crackles to life, showing a young lady wearing a leather jacket and a scarf. Her hair is light colored, though the exact shade is hard to tell, with the black and white feed. She jacks a thumb at herself a couple seconds late when it comes on. Standing next to her is a serious-looking Eevee, which is wearing a pork pie hat.]
Good afternoon and/or evening depending how you figure it, citizens of Union, and welcome to your first weekly Yang Xiao Long Hates Writing Papers And Won't So She's Gonna Mess With This New Technology Instead Show!
[She pauses, then leans forward at the camera conspiratorially.]
Detective Miller over there says the title needs to be shorter, but I think he's wrong on that count.
[The Eevee looks at her crossly, but Yang doesn't pay attention, looking back at the camera. She nods at it.]
The talk lately is about what's coming out of the mausoleum they found in the Old City. Apparently, there are some seriously spooky Pokémon following people out from there, and they're bothering some of the people there. No one's sure what the deal with the place is, but that sounds scary!
Of course, someone will probably steal crap from it because it's shiny or valuable or whatever. I'm not saying you're gonna get a terrible curse from beyond the grave, but I'm saying YOU'RE GONNA GET A TERRIBLE CURSE FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE. [She grins widely at that.] So let's not do that, but let's get awesome spooky Pokémon to hold awesome scary parties with.
Next week, we'll discuss how to cross bridges between towers when it gets icy and not slip and die!
Good afternoon and/or evening depending how you figure it, citizens of Union, and welcome to your first weekly Yang Xiao Long Hates Writing Papers And Won't So She's Gonna Mess With This New Technology Instead Show!
[She pauses, then leans forward at the camera conspiratorially.]
Detective Miller over there says the title needs to be shorter, but I think he's wrong on that count.
[The Eevee looks at her crossly, but Yang doesn't pay attention, looking back at the camera. She nods at it.]
The talk lately is about what's coming out of the mausoleum they found in the Old City. Apparently, there are some seriously spooky Pokémon following people out from there, and they're bothering some of the people there. No one's sure what the deal with the place is, but that sounds scary!
Of course, someone will probably steal crap from it because it's shiny or valuable or whatever. I'm not saying you're gonna get a terrible curse from beyond the grave, but I'm saying YOU'RE GONNA GET A TERRIBLE CURSE FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE. [She grins widely at that.] So let's not do that, but let's get awesome spooky Pokémon to hold awesome scary parties with.
Next week, we'll discuss how to cross bridges between towers when it gets icy and not slip and die!
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Act like you belong. All right. What else? What if they ask for credentials? [Did they do that?]
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[Wait, what was she saying?!]