Well! Usually detectives are a lot older! I don't think I've ever met someone as young as you working on the police force. [He only smiles back, unaware if he's being especially rude or not.] I wouldn't ask some detective that's a lot older than me to come hang, how weird is that?

[He takes a sip of his drink, continuing.]

I just turned eighteen a few months ago, so it's not that big of a gap. And you sure as hell sound way more mature than any fifteen year old I've ever met. We'll show you around! See the sights! Check out the laaaaadies!