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[kaidont]

[If you are currently near the outskirts of Union, you might hear a bit of a racket.

Or you might outright just find Kaido, Flabébé and Sraggy.

They've set up a set of twin practice dummies (a big one for Kaido, a smaller one for Scraggy) and are practicing kicks and punches with synchromised timing, with Flabébé alternating between checking on the egg they have nearby and pushing a large ball around with Fairy Wind.

They've been at this for a week. Someone stop them.

Or alternatively, complain about the noise]

Comments

[kaidont]

[OH MY GOD ATSURO

He's facepalming]

[at_too_low]

W-What?

[It's all legit! That is, as legit as fictional characters stories cliches go, but]

[kaidont]

[handwave] Nevermind. [Note that he's still facepalming]

[at_too_low]

You can't just do that and go "nevermind".

[kaidont]

[Pokes your nose]

[at_too_low]

[Wh-- he's going to try to catch your hand with both of his]

That's not an answer!

[kaidont]

[Aw don't give him those eyes]

It's nothing, Atsuro. Honest.

[at_too_low]

Really?

[kaidont]

Yes, really. [He means it]

[at_too_low]

[... He attempts to look serious, but he can't help grinning]

Reaaaaaaally?

[Yep, that's just to annoy you]

[kaidont]

Don't push my patience, nerd.

[And that's just to tease you]

[at_too_low]

[EXAGGERATEDLY DRAMATIC SHOCK]

You have a patience?!

[kaidont]

You're standing, aren't you?

[at_too_low]

[He's taking out his notebook and pen again]

Well this definitely should be recorded! All this time, and I never even suspected!

[kaidont]

[OKAY HE'S PUSHING YOU DOWN]

[at_too_low]

[Well this doesn't do much because he's laughing as he goes down]

That short, huh?~

[kaidont]

[poking your nose again] Shut up.

[at_too_low]

Well, you did prove my point~ Also, you're heavy, get off.

[Pretend punch and push to your chest]

[kaidont]

[Yeah fine he'll take his knee off your stomach, sit back and hold out a hand to help you up]

[at_too_low]

[Yeah alright he'll take it. And doesn't let go for a second longer than he needs to get up--

And that second is used to give you a small shock. He's grinning, revenge is sweet~]

[kaidont]

Ouch--the fuck was that for?

[HE DIDN'T USE HIS ABILITIES YOU'RE NOT PLAYING FAIR]

[at_too_low]

For pushing me down!

[WELL HE'S WEAKER THAN YOU PHYSICALLY SO IT'S FAIR]

[kaidont]

You're the one who started it!

[at_too_low]

No I didn't!

[kaidont]

You called me a musclehead.