morituri_nolumus_mori: (Hjälp!)
Rincewind ([personal profile] morituri_nolumus_mori) wrote in [community profile] bravenewworld2015-07-10 09:10 pm

I • Rampage of The Luggage

1. The Refuge Camp [Action]
[ Nestled deep in the refuge camp was a travel trunk. Like all travel trunks, it was both well-used and well-traveled. It was also asleep. A cacophony of sawing sounds rumbled through the tent flap, causing a passerby to sharply veer away. Rincewind stepped outside and stretched. He had a long day ahead of him. There were groceries to procure and clothes to reluctantly buy. He needed to get out of the camp and find an actual place to stay. The tent was all fine and dandy, but at the end of the day, it was on the breezy side and didn't offer leg room. He had to duck which meant his hat never stayed on his head when he had to stand. ]

[ No, he had to find a new residence. Somehow. But, food first. Rincewind picked a direction and strode. ]

[ The Luggage woke up. ]


2. The Residential District [Action]
[ Something was rocketing through the district. It was box-shaped. It was lost. The Luggage was looking for its master and its master wasn't here. At least, not anymore. It could tell that now, but the realization had dawned, passed through midday, and sunk back beneath the horizon of wooden indifference. The Luggage was doing something else. It knocked a trash can over. That, it decided, was fun! It knocked over another one and, because it could, trampled the spilled contents. An unsuspecting fungoos tried to flee the chaos, bounced, and found itself in a place that was square shaped, padded with folded clothes, and wooden. It would only be later that the unfortunate fungoos would realize it had been consumed by a box with teeth and ghostly legs. ]

[ The Luggage was here. ]


3. The Library [Action]
[ Libraries are quiet, this is a well-known fact spread throughout various cultures, times, and even dimensions. Libraries are always quiet...so why was this one... not? ]

[ The answer was trundling through the romance section like an elephant trying to tiptoe. Rows and rows of books fell like swooning women as The Luggage wade through countless aisles of squashy love stories. A few lucky specimens from the children's section had stolen a free ride atop the closed lid. Other, less fortunate fragments of literature presented themselves as loose pages plastered along The Luggage like tasteless bumper stickers. ]


4. Junes [Action]
[ It should be known that the natural pray of traveling cases are piles of neat, unsuspecting clothes, small dental kits shoved in baggies, and paperback books. It is the first item of this small list that has instigated the current display of utter chaos. Something evil had stomped its way through Junes. Evil, in this case, has a name: The Luggage. If a rude customer was a retail worker's worst nightmare, then The Luggage was a walking, box-shaped embodiment of retail hell: every phantom leg a potentiality of devastation. ]

[ Its current record consists of eight toppled shelves, scattered kitchenware (kettles, pots, spoons, and knives), a decimated door (it didn't stand a chance), and decapitating a mannequin. It was this very same mannequin that The Luggage now stood over, its head tumbling over the lip of the lid and cracking against the floor. The Luggage yawns, displaying several unmentionables caught between its teeth like colorful, breast-shaped broccoli. ]


5. A window of panic [Video]
[ The video flicks on to display an image of a man who's features might draw one's mind to recall the visage of a Rattata were it thirty-five years old, a flunked magus, and wore a hat that pronounced its inability to spell (in more ways than one). Rincewind looked harrowed. He gibbered, realized he was gibbering, and snapped his mouth shut. ]

[ He tried again ]


Er ... hallo. Has anyone seen my luggage? It ... er ... seems to have gone and wandered off.

untalented: (uncertain -- second thoughts)

5- video

[personal profile] untalented 2015-07-11 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Waver blinked blearily at the familiar face in the feed, and his expression was not unlike that of a sleepy Natu that slowly grew more dismayed as he realized exactly what was going on.]

...It got out? [He sputtered once he was able to find words, and buried his face in his hands.] It got out. Union doesn't have enough crowbars to defend themselves with.
Edited 2015-07-11 15:54 (UTC)
untalented: (incredibly unsure)

[personal profile] untalented 2015-07-12 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Waver cast him a doubtful look.]

...By the Seer's name, Rincewind, let's hope it doesn't get to the Habitat.

[Which, on that note, might be a good place to check. The Luggage had an awful appetite for everything ranging from neglected books, dusty overcoats, and small birds.]

(no subject)

[personal profile] untalented - 2015-07-12 17:32 (UTC) - Expand

Action;

[personal profile] untalented - 2015-07-13 20:04 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] untalented - 2015-07-14 20:12 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] untalented - 2015-07-14 22:32 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] untalented - 2015-07-15 02:41 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] untalented - 2015-07-15 20:44 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] untalented - 2015-07-15 21:38 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] untalented - 2015-07-15 22:11 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] untalented - 2015-07-16 15:07 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] untalented - 2015-07-16 15:34 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] untalented - 2015-07-16 18:07 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] untalented - 2015-07-16 21:08 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] untalented - 2015-07-16 21:34 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] untalented - 2015-07-16 22:56 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] untalented - 2015-07-17 00:27 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] untalented - 2015-07-17 03:06 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] untalented - 2015-07-17 21:37 (UTC) - Expand

/sighs

[personal profile] untalented - 2015-07-18 02:01 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] untalented - 2015-07-18 14:10 (UTC) - Expand

...

[personal profile] untalented - 2015-07-18 15:22 (UTC) - Expand

...

[personal profile] untalented - 2015-07-18 17:54 (UTC) - Expand

...

[personal profile] untalented - 2015-07-18 19:06 (UTC) - Expand
rainsrespite: (Scowl)

4. Action

[personal profile] rainsrespite 2015-07-11 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[You know, there were some days where Yuuna wished she just could have a plain old ordinary day. After the illusionary trap from Shinko's mother, Homunculi, and those fucking frogs, it was beginning to feel a bit like that was just like that was a pipe dream.

So when she's taking Kuina the Shelgon and Kamui the Gabite down to the new shop...she's not at all shocked to see the Luggage crashing into a collection of pots and pans. Why wouldn't there be a horrific monstrosity banging around as she was trying to find a new stewpot. Wasn't that just how these things always went? You go to the store with your baby dragons and suddenly something was trying to knock a display of woks and frypans on your head...]


What the hell? Can't a girl just shop in peace?!
rainsrespite: (Up Close)

[personal profile] rainsrespite 2015-07-11 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[No peace, huh? That's terribly unfortunate. Yuuna happens to rather enjoy peace. And all she'd wanted was a damn stewpot. Which means that she was in no mood.

No.

Mood.]


Kuina, you think you can handle this guy?

[The Shelgon, all octagonal and quadrupedal? Steps forward with what would be an intimidating growl if it wasn't a 200 pound rock with legs.]

Shel!

(no subject)

[personal profile] rainsrespite - 2015-07-11 19:14 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] rainsrespite - 2015-07-11 19:51 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] rainsrespite - 2015-07-12 00:49 (UTC) - Expand

Video!

[personal profile] rainsrespite - 2015-07-12 15:07 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] rainsrespite - 2015-07-12 17:57 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] rainsrespite - 2015-07-12 18:35 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] rainsrespite - 2015-07-12 19:01 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] rainsrespite - 2015-07-12 19:46 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] rainsrespite - 2015-07-12 20:22 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] rainsrespite - 2015-07-12 21:49 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] rainsrespite - 2015-07-12 23:42 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] rainsrespite - 2015-07-13 00:19 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] rainsrespite - 2015-07-13 00:52 (UTC) - Expand
wishingalone: (Embarrassed)

3

[personal profile] wishingalone 2015-07-11 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mami wasn't here to read a trashy romance novel. Really. She was just glancing at the cover on her way to look at a book of Unionite folk tales. Totally. But then, the shelf begins to come down on top of her.]

[She shrieks and jumps, throwing out a ribbon to catch the ceiling. Up, up, up she goes...!]

[Then she turns and stares at the luggage.] Wh...what are you!
wishingalone: (Distraught)

[personal profile] wishingalone 2015-07-11 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
...I am not going to be your snack!

[She starts swinging side to side. Can she really start shooting in here? She might get in a lot of trouble. Which isn't such a problem, but... damaging the books...]

(no subject)

[personal profile] wishingalone - 2015-07-11 21:45 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] wishingalone - 2015-07-11 22:04 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] wishingalone - 2015-07-11 22:44 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] wishingalone - 2015-07-12 01:51 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] wishingalone - 2015-07-12 19:18 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] wishingalone - 2015-07-12 19:48 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] wishingalone - 2015-07-12 21:44 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] wishingalone - 2015-07-13 01:20 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] wishingalone - 2015-07-13 02:03 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] wishingalone - 2015-07-13 02:16 (UTC) - Expand
punchesyu: (No way-!)

4

[personal profile] punchesyu 2015-07-11 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Taking the keys out of his pocket to open the store for his shift today, Yosuke unlocks the door to let employees into Junes. Passing through the back of the store and the break room, he heads to the front where the cash registers were to start setting up shop for the day. Yawning, he passes by The Luggage without incident, mumbling to himself and preparing for the day's work. That is, until he sees that one of the doors to the front of the store has been completely demolished.

And he sobers up immediately.]


W-What the hell????!!!! [They must of been robbed. He quickly checks the registers- all the money is there- and becomes completely confused. Not stopping, however, he starts to explore Junes in its entirety. He finds the shelves destroyed, the kitchenware all over the floor, becoming angry that someone came in only to vandalize the place. He turns, stomping down an aisle when he sees it.

The mannequin, and the head that drops out of the mouth of the chest with rows of teeth that he's sure a chest should not have. The bras all caught in it. He freezes, in fear.]


What's that... [It's a small, terrified whine.

He's sure his life is over.]
punchesyu: (angrehhhhhhhh)

[personal profile] punchesyu 2015-07-11 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh? [He's even more confused now as it turns, heading towards their soda display not too far from it. It's a nice looking display too, and he looks at it with a sudden image flashing in his mind. The Luggage crashing through it, making soda spray everywhere, all over their products...]

Woah woah woah woah! Don't you even think about it, you creepy ass box!

[He stands his ground...far away from the chest on legs.]

(no subject)

[personal profile] punchesyu - 2015-07-11 22:36 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] punchesyu - 2015-07-12 05:23 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] punchesyu - 2015-07-12 18:04 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] punchesyu - 2015-07-12 18:49 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] punchesyu - 2015-07-12 19:56 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] punchesyu - 2015-07-12 20:59 (UTC) - Expand
commissionergrump: (Uh-oh)

4. Junes

[personal profile] commissionergrump 2015-07-12 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Reports about out of control pokémon aren't exactly rare. Uncommon, certainly, but not rare. What makes this unusual is the number of reports, the increasing frequency, that nobody can identify the pokémon, and, most alarmingly, that the reports are all coming from within Union itself.]

[Gordon, Rex, and Susan go through the city streets, following the trail of destruction and mayhem, ultimately catching up to it in Junes. He rounds the corner, and stops, staring at the mayhem and, more specifically, at the Luggage.]

It's... someone's luggage.

It's a chest of drawers with feet and teeth.
commissionergrump: (Angry)

[personal profile] commissionergrump 2015-07-13 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Rex growls. Gordon takes a more defensive posture.]

Stop, or I will have to charge you with destruction of private property.

[It seems he is just that combination of brave, dedicated, and stupid.]

[A touch of the band at his wrist summons backup. In addition to the growling Stoutland, he is joined by something large, bubble gum pink, and almost entirely tongue and belly.]

(no subject)

[personal profile] commissionergrump - 2015-07-14 01:08 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] commissionergrump - 2015-07-14 02:11 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] commissionergrump - 2015-07-14 04:59 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] commissionergrump - 2015-07-15 00:13 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] commissionergrump - 2015-07-16 01:28 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] commissionergrump - 2015-07-16 23:17 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] commissionergrump - 2015-07-17 20:27 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] commissionergrump - 2015-07-18 01:42 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] commissionergrump - 2015-07-18 03:32 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] commissionergrump - 2015-07-19 03:56 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] commissionergrump - 2015-07-19 20:13 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] commissionergrump - 2015-07-20 23:48 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] commissionergrump - 2015-07-21 23:08 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] commissionergrump - 2015-07-23 01:32 (UTC) - Expand
punchesyu: (fukkin angreh)

And now, 5

[personal profile] punchesyu 2015-07-12 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
You bet I've seen your damn luggage!

[The boy on the other end looks pissed.]

It completely destroyed Junes! How the hell are you gunna pay for all that?!

(no subject)

[personal profile] punchesyu - 2015-07-12 21:22 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] punchesyu - 2015-07-12 21:29 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] punchesyu - 2015-07-12 22:00 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] punchesyu - 2015-07-13 01:17 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] punchesyu - 2015-07-13 01:42 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] punchesyu - 2015-07-13 23:22 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] punchesyu - 2015-07-15 00:30 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] punchesyu - 2015-07-15 03:02 (UTC) - Expand
wishingalone: (Awful)

5

[personal profile] wishingalone 2015-07-13 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Perhaps she's found the owner of that terrifying chest. She stares for a moment at the warp band, before:]

...Is it toothy and alive?

(no subject)

[personal profile] wishingalone - 2015-07-13 20:59 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] wishingalone - 2015-07-14 18:04 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] wishingalone - 2015-07-15 02:39 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] wishingalone - 2015-07-16 00:51 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] wishingalone - 2015-07-16 22:38 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] wishingalone - 2015-07-17 00:03 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] wishingalone - 2015-07-17 01:38 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] wishingalone - 2015-07-17 02:26 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] wishingalone - 2015-07-17 02:39 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] wishingalone - 2015-07-17 03:10 (UTC) - Expand
nippy: (we were down by the shore)

5

[personal profile] nippy 2015-07-13 10:46 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't seen it, but I've got my arms full of screaming kids who have. What did you do?!

(no subject)

[personal profile] nippy - 2015-07-14 01:27 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] nippy - 2015-07-30 16:03 (UTC) - Expand
windyflower: (pic#8008710)

3

[personal profile] windyflower 2015-07-13 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fuuka happened to be one of the more unfortunate people that happened to be there when it all happened. As she went through the library to look some up some more information, that's when she heard a loud noise nearby!]

H-Hey, what are you...?

[...Just exactly what was he doing...? Don't mind her staring at you!]

(no subject)

[personal profile] windyflower - 2015-07-13 23:23 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] windyflower - 2015-07-17 01:31 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] windyflower - 2015-07-19 03:00 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] windyflower - 2015-07-20 01:57 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] windyflower - 2015-07-25 00:12 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] windyflower - 2015-07-25 01:25 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] windyflower - 2015-07-25 18:23 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] windyflower - 2015-07-26 00:54 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] windyflower - 2015-07-28 01:21 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] windyflower - 2015-07-29 00:39 (UTC) - Expand
radeonthecity: (grin)

2

[personal profile] radeonthecity 2015-07-19 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[A scrawny mohawked kid wanders by while The Luggage is busy knocking trash cans over and stops to watch. After a bit he speaks up.]

You look like you're having fun!

(no subject)

[personal profile] radeonthecity - 2015-07-20 17:01 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] radeonthecity - 2015-07-22 22:36 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] radeonthecity - 2015-07-24 03:17 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] radeonthecity - 2015-07-25 03:16 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] radeonthecity - 2015-07-28 18:23 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] radeonthecity - 2015-07-28 18:24 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] radeonthecity - 2015-07-29 23:39 (UTC) - Expand