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bravenewworld2014-02-09 05:05 pm
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1st Tentacle - Action
[Anyone out and about in the streets of Union today will probably see a rather strange looking girl with tentacles for hair, walking along and looking rather carefree as she talks to the Tympole she's carrying along with her in a fishbowl, held securely by two of those tentacles as she swings her arms out to her sides.]
It's a good thing those earthquakes finally stopped, huh, Swimmy? But that's what happens when humans go around poking their beaks where they don't belong! I'd be squidding mad too if they put a bunch of big dumb machines down in the ocean.
[The Tympole hangs on her every word, nodding its head, its tail wagging back and forth in its bowl as she talks.]
I guess we'll put off the inkvasion for a squiddle bit longer. I ink they've learned their lesson this time.
[This isn't a strange thing to hear out of this girl's mouth. Ever since she washed up on the beach about a year ago as an Inkay Shifter, she's been going on and on about 'inkvasions' and how she's going to lead the Pokemon of the ocean to glorious victory over the humans. In reality, she's been living in Union ever since and freeloading off a family who felt bad for her and took her in. Not that that's stopped her from spouting off her silly rhetoric.]
So what do you want to eat for dinner tonight? I'm in the mood for Corphish!
It's a good thing those earthquakes finally stopped, huh, Swimmy? But that's what happens when humans go around poking their beaks where they don't belong! I'd be squidding mad too if they put a bunch of big dumb machines down in the ocean.
[The Tympole hangs on her every word, nodding its head, its tail wagging back and forth in its bowl as she talks.]
I guess we'll put off the inkvasion for a squiddle bit longer. I ink they've learned their lesson this time.
[This isn't a strange thing to hear out of this girl's mouth. Ever since she washed up on the beach about a year ago as an Inkay Shifter, she's been going on and on about 'inkvasions' and how she's going to lead the Pokemon of the ocean to glorious victory over the humans. In reality, she's been living in Union ever since and freeloading off a family who felt bad for her and took her in. Not that that's stopped her from spouting off her silly rhetoric.]
So what do you want to eat for dinner tonight? I'm in the mood for Corphish!
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...A lot of you.
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A lot of us are or aren't that bad?
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[To emphasize her point, two of her tentacles make punching motions in the air. And yes, she is this fired up over a single boot.]
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[Elly blinks a couple of times in total confusion, tilting her head again. Is this really over a boot? She tries to give people the benefit of the doubt, really. So...]
H-How big was the boot?
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[The puns, they just don't stop.]
And overfishing is a problem too! A squid's gotta eat, y'know!
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I-I'm sure it was a mistake! The overfishing is terrible, though. But try to not, um, get kraken on peoples' heads. They usually don't like that.
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[Her fish-fu is weak.]
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[She shakes her head.]
But I think stern talking-to's are a better idea than, um, kraken. Cracking.
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[Though this might not be what she means...]
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